Jeff Burk
@jeffburk.bsky.social
Bizarro and horror writer and editor. Podcast guy. Lives with too many cats.
Looks like I'm getting back into live events. I got seduced by an amazing artist collective. Some people you already know and some new ones. They want me to promote and stir up shit. It will be a few weeks before we really get rolling.
Let's make art angry again.
Let's make art angry again.
September 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Looks like I'm getting back into live events. I got seduced by an amazing artist collective. Some people you already know and some new ones. They want me to promote and stir up shit. It will be a few weeks before we really get rolling.
Let's make art angry again.
Let's make art angry again.
My main takeaway of the hot topic of this week - try to live a life that when you die, punk and hardcore bands don't immediately start making/selling merch celebrating your death.
September 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
My main takeaway of the hot topic of this week - try to live a life that when you die, punk and hardcore bands don't immediately start making/selling merch celebrating your death.
Tonight is the first night in my new place. I got a room in the same house as my very good friend, Garrett Cook. Last time we lived together, A GOD OF HUNGRY WALLS was the result.
August 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Tonight is the first night in my new place. I got a room in the same house as my very good friend, Garrett Cook. Last time we lived together, A GOD OF HUNGRY WALLS was the result.
After 12 and a half years, my relationship with my partner has ended. This also is going to involve me having to move and get a new job (I'm leaving the cat house).
August 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
After 12 and a half years, my relationship with my partner has ended. This also is going to involve me having to move and get a new job (I'm leaving the cat house).
At a light night Tuesday punk show and ran into an old friend whose claim to fame is building an occult powered doomsday machine. Seriously.
Portland!
Portland!
August 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
At a light night Tuesday punk show and ran into an old friend whose claim to fame is building an occult powered doomsday machine. Seriously.
Portland!
Portland!
Took care of almost 40 cats for the 4th. They didn't give a shit about the fireworks. Napped through it all.
Your dogs are weak.
Your dogs are weak.
July 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Took care of almost 40 cats for the 4th. They didn't give a shit about the fireworks. Napped through it all.
Your dogs are weak.
Your dogs are weak.
I'm getting ads for a pill that helps with "castration resistant cancer."
...
...what?
...
...what?
July 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I'm getting ads for a pill that helps with "castration resistant cancer."
...
...what?
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...what?
I just got tickets for a live shark dissection. Should be an interesting live event. Happening at Crystal Ballroom for anyone interested.
June 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I just got tickets for a live shark dissection. Should be an interesting live event. Happening at Crystal Ballroom for anyone interested.
God has allowed me to live another year and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.
June 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
God has allowed me to live another year and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.
I'm still having to explain to self-published writers that, no, they did not write an "anthology."
Sigh...
Sigh...
May 30, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I'm still having to explain to self-published writers that, no, they did not write an "anthology."
Sigh...
Sigh...
Whelp, I am fucking pissed off today. The bosses at my work are going to start offering pseudo-science treatments for cats. I am beyond angry at this. This goes against all my morals.
May 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Whelp, I am fucking pissed off today. The bosses at my work are going to start offering pseudo-science treatments for cats. I am beyond angry at this. This goes against all my morals.
My work place is looking in cold laser therapy for medical treatment of cats. This is total bullshit.
My skeptical friends, help me find evidence that this is bullshit so we don't waste money and give pet owners false hope.
My skeptical friends, help me find evidence that this is bullshit so we don't waste money and give pet owners false hope.
May 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
My work place is looking in cold laser therapy for medical treatment of cats. This is total bullshit.
My skeptical friends, help me find evidence that this is bullshit so we don't waste money and give pet owners false hope.
My skeptical friends, help me find evidence that this is bullshit so we don't waste money and give pet owners false hope.
Reposted by Jeff Burk
This.
May 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
This.
It's pretty crazy watching the rise of American fascism in real-time.
Many of you talk or think about what they would have done back in the day with the rise of the axis powers.
Here's your chance. We're all going to find out where we really stand.
Many of you talk or think about what they would have done back in the day with the rise of the axis powers.
Here's your chance. We're all going to find out where we really stand.
May 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
It's pretty crazy watching the rise of American fascism in real-time.
Many of you talk or think about what they would have done back in the day with the rise of the axis powers.
Here's your chance. We're all going to find out where we really stand.
Many of you talk or think about what they would have done back in the day with the rise of the axis powers.
Here's your chance. We're all going to find out where we really stand.
I got a Playstation 5. What do I need to play?
April 28, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I got a Playstation 5. What do I need to play?
Cons are starting to ban Cemetery Dance and my post is getting shared as the reason.
Guess I'm never going to be friends with Stephen King.
Guess I'm never going to be friends with Stephen King.
April 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Cons are starting to ban Cemetery Dance and my post is getting shared as the reason.
Guess I'm never going to be friends with Stephen King.
Guess I'm never going to be friends with Stephen King.
Cons are starting to ban Cemetery Dance and my post is getting shared as the reason.
Guess I'm never going to be friends with Stephen King.
Guess I'm never going to be friends with Stephen King.
April 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Cons are starting to ban Cemetery Dance and my post is getting shared as the reason.
Guess I'm never going to be friends with Stephen King.
Guess I'm never going to be friends with Stephen King.
Since no one wants to say it in the publishing scene - it's Cemetery Dance going viral for not paying and mocking the author.
April 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Since no one wants to say it in the publishing scene - it's Cemetery Dance going viral for not paying and mocking the author.
April 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Going out for 50 cents raw oysters. I'm a bit afraid but I can't pass this up.
April 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Going out for 50 cents raw oysters. I'm a bit afraid but I can't pass this up.
Happy bicycle day.
IYKYK
IYKYK
April 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Happy bicycle day.
IYKYK
IYKYK
I defended ska!
Of course, as with every podcast I guest on, I took on the most offensive and controversial topic I could. Crack Rock Steady.
Good thing I've already been canceled because I bet this topic is going to piss off some people.
Of course, as with every podcast I guest on, I took on the most offensive and controversial topic I could. Crack Rock Steady.
Good thing I've already been canceled because I bet this topic is going to piss off some people.
April 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I defended ska!
Of course, as with every podcast I guest on, I took on the most offensive and controversial topic I could. Crack Rock Steady.
Good thing I've already been canceled because I bet this topic is going to piss off some people.
Of course, as with every podcast I guest on, I took on the most offensive and controversial topic I could. Crack Rock Steady.
Good thing I've already been canceled because I bet this topic is going to piss off some people.
Dropkick Murphys getting banned from Twitter on St. Patrick's Day is pretty hilarious.
March 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Dropkick Murphys getting banned from Twitter on St. Patrick's Day is pretty hilarious.
What would Chumbawamba do?
March 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
What would Chumbawamba do?
My FromSoftware gaming update.
So far I have completed - completed to me is beating every boss and seeing every area of both main game and DLC - two games:
BLOODBOURNE
DARK SOULS 2
So far I have completed - completed to me is beating every boss and seeing every area of both main game and DLC - two games:
BLOODBOURNE
DARK SOULS 2
March 13, 2025 at 4:42 AM
My FromSoftware gaming update.
So far I have completed - completed to me is beating every boss and seeing every area of both main game and DLC - two games:
BLOODBOURNE
DARK SOULS 2
So far I have completed - completed to me is beating every boss and seeing every area of both main game and DLC - two games:
BLOODBOURNE
DARK SOULS 2