Got 2 llama mugs, and a Winnie the Pooh one, what of it, I mean really

¡A huevo!

IT ME

“Heeyyy, I see you’re just about to score an Own Goal here but wait - just give ME the ball, I can take it all the way down to my end and score one for YOU, whaddaya say…? Sound good? If I do - can I please get invited to your Christmas party…? No? Okay well never mind I can still do it anyway…”

Seriously need maybe Tim Walz to step up with a “fire the Dem establishment” initiative Building Our Future As Dems, ie
GET ON TEAM BOFA D’s ™️

It’s that with the added motivation of “OH NO people [the donor class & social circle I’m in, ie the only people who matter] are gonna COMPLAIN about air travel & holidays & shutdowns I just can’t tolerate hearing all that … how do I make my social scene cordial & peaceful again? Wait I GOT IT…!”

“Yes, well - it’s SCARY. Just . Yknow back in the 1980s with Reagan they called us names like ALL THE TIME & said we were weak & just never ever stopped making fun of us…! [nearly cries] … I can’t even with it.”
[runs away in caving in fashion while calling their biggest donor]

“What you Permit - you Promote…!”

- CEO who I worked for who happens to also be a serial sexual harasser yet is still there

“Our Inalienable Rights to NOT BE INCONVENIENCED IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER - SHALL. NOT. BE. ABRIDGED…!”

No, we’re talking about greedy selfish assholes who [a whole lot of vulgar bannable content here]

Mine is very much like this statement on the use of the F word, such as the example showing that it’s literally versatile enough to use as every word in a sentence, eg: “fuck the fucking fuckers”

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxpV...

Really would love to hit the giant Powerball & become a ninja do-gooder BUT also harass the cavers without mercy every where they went w the most petty annoyances possible ie they’d never eat in public in peace ever again, like a Payback Is A Bitch Mission Impossible team

Put all the own-goal gifs that exist end to end and then finish with Pete Puma hammering himself over the head

Sounds like more DARVO BS trying to speak something into existence to me:
“You KNOW you wanna take the deal! So just take it already. Or else you’re gonna make me do things I don’t wanna do, it’s always your fault anyway…! I’d never hurt you - unless you made me…”

“WAPO This Weekend: Is ‘Zohran Muad’dib’ Really The Chosen One…? Don’t Believe The Hype”

Sorry, I was busy watching all those businesses pour in like water over a spillway…

Anyway. Catch up later, I’m off to rake the forest

Seems I’ve heard it described more like a very worn out old automotive belt or a rubber band - past a certain point it’s bound to snap at some point, only real question is when