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@jeff-no.bsky.social
· Nov 15
Write like no one is reading. Or dance like that. Or fuck like you dance. Or write like you fuck. Don't dance like you write that'd be bad.
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 11:57 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
Based on 5 innings, I can confidently assume the Brewers were at the Brass Rail last night and are suffering the consequences of such a night.
August 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Based on 5 innings, I can confidently assume the Brewers were at the Brass Rail last night and are suffering the consequences of such a night.
I just got slapped with the woman to man equivalent of "don't worry your pretty little head" and honestly, it was called for.
August 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I just got slapped with the woman to man equivalent of "don't worry your pretty little head" and honestly, it was called for.
*sigh*. Here we go...
July 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
*sigh*. Here we go...
Any mention of X-mas in July should result in an immediate trip to the gulag.
July 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Any mention of X-mas in July should result in an immediate trip to the gulag.
And my tombstone will read:
July 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
And my tombstone will read:
Please stop referring to everything as a journey or adventure... you're a doofus on social media, not Odysseus.
July 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Please stop referring to everything as a journey or adventure... you're a doofus on social media, not Odysseus.
Daily Walkoff ⚾️
Blue Jays #314
"Walk This Way"
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My favorite kind of Daily Walkoff.
Blue Jays #314
"Walk This Way"
🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀
dailywalkoff.com
My favorite kind of Daily Walkoff.
Daily Walkoff - A daily MLB trivia game
A new kind of MLB trivia game with 30 new puzzles each day, one for every MLB team. Can you solve them all?
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July 10, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Daily Walkoff ⚾️
Blue Jays #314
"Walk This Way"
🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀
dailywalkoff.com
My favorite kind of Daily Walkoff.
Blue Jays #314
"Walk This Way"
🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀
dailywalkoff.com
My favorite kind of Daily Walkoff.
I'm willing to admit there might be practical reasons to have a chopper circle around the neighborhood during pride... but holy fuck is it irritating to have a chopper constantly circle.
June 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I'm willing to admit there might be practical reasons to have a chopper circle around the neighborhood during pride... but holy fuck is it irritating to have a chopper constantly circle.
Just finished an anniversary event for the school I teach at. A student I taught my first year of teaching told me my nickname was "Mr. No Fucking Around".
Honestly, adorable and I'm glad she told me. I've chilled out in 7 years and found a much better balance as a teacher. And that's a great name.
Honestly, adorable and I'm glad she told me. I've chilled out in 7 years and found a much better balance as a teacher. And that's a great name.
June 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Just finished an anniversary event for the school I teach at. A student I taught my first year of teaching told me my nickname was "Mr. No Fucking Around".
Honestly, adorable and I'm glad she told me. I've chilled out in 7 years and found a much better balance as a teacher. And that's a great name.
Honestly, adorable and I'm glad she told me. I've chilled out in 7 years and found a much better balance as a teacher. And that's a great name.
Daily Walkoff ⚾️
Blue Jays #237
"Roster Roundup"
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This felt easy. Was it easy? I dunno.
Blue Jays #237
"Roster Roundup"
🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀
dailywalkoff.com
This felt easy. Was it easy? I dunno.
Daily Walkoff - A daily MLB trivia game
A new kind of MLB trivia game with 30 new puzzles each day, one for every MLB team. Can you solve them all?
dailywalkoff.com
April 24, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Daily Walkoff ⚾️
Blue Jays #237
"Roster Roundup"
🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀
dailywalkoff.com
This felt easy. Was it easy? I dunno.
Blue Jays #237
"Roster Roundup"
🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀
dailywalkoff.com
This felt easy. Was it easy? I dunno.
I highly recommend listening to the radio feed of the Jays game to anyone suffering the AppleTV broadcast. It helps lower the anger and curb the frustration.
April 18, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I highly recommend listening to the radio feed of the Jays game to anyone suffering the AppleTV broadcast. It helps lower the anger and curb the frustration.
Stroman absolutely puking all over himself in the first inning against the Giants is good for the soul.
April 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Stroman absolutely puking all over himself in the first inning against the Giants is good for the soul.
Farscape is back on Prime, so I'm going to be very obnoxious talking about it.
April 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Farscape is back on Prime, so I'm going to be very obnoxious talking about it.
Daily Walkoff ⚾️
Blue Jays #218
"Decade Dudes"
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Devo had more runs than Alomar? Damn.
Blue Jays #218
"Decade Dudes"
🟡🟡🟢🟢
🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀
dailywalkoff.com
Devo had more runs than Alomar? Damn.
Daily Walkoff - A daily MLB trivia game
A new kind of MLB trivia game with 30 new puzzles each day, one for every MLB team. Can you solve them all?
dailywalkoff.com
April 5, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Daily Walkoff ⚾️
Blue Jays #218
"Decade Dudes"
🟡🟡🟢🟢
🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀
dailywalkoff.com
Devo had more runs than Alomar? Damn.
Blue Jays #218
"Decade Dudes"
🟡🟡🟢🟢
🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀
dailywalkoff.com
Devo had more runs than Alomar? Damn.
Daily Walkoff ⚾️
Blue Jays #216
"Crazy 8s"
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So mad I messed up Lind and Hill. Again.
Blue Jays #216
"Crazy 8s"
🟢🟢🟡🟡
🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀
dailywalkoff.com
So mad I messed up Lind and Hill. Again.
Daily Walkoff - A daily MLB trivia game
A new kind of MLB trivia game with 30 new puzzles each day, one for every MLB team. Can you solve them all?
dailywalkoff.com
April 3, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Daily Walkoff ⚾️
Blue Jays #216
"Crazy 8s"
🟢🟢🟡🟡
🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀
dailywalkoff.com
So mad I messed up Lind and Hill. Again.
Blue Jays #216
"Crazy 8s"
🟢🟢🟡🟡
🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀
dailywalkoff.com
So mad I messed up Lind and Hill. Again.
A woman just walked by and said, "I think your socks are coming down!".
Is this catcalling? Is this what it's like?
Is this catcalling? Is this what it's like?
March 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
A woman just walked by and said, "I think your socks are coming down!".
Is this catcalling? Is this what it's like?
Is this catcalling? Is this what it's like?
Bring back one canceled tv show
March 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Bring back one canceled tv show
Daily Walkoff ⚾️
Blue Jays #186
"Wins By Decade"
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Well, a better result than I've had lately.
Blue Jays #186
"Wins By Decade"
🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀
dailywalkoff.com
Well, a better result than I've had lately.
Daily Walkoff - A daily MLB trivia game
A new kind of MLB trivia game with 30 new puzzles each day, one for every MLB team. Can you solve them all?
dailywalkoff.com
March 4, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Daily Walkoff ⚾️
Blue Jays #186
"Wins By Decade"
🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀
dailywalkoff.com
Well, a better result than I've had lately.
Blue Jays #186
"Wins By Decade"
🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀
dailywalkoff.com
Well, a better result than I've had lately.
Daily Walkoff ⚾️
Blue Jays #179
🟢🟡🟡🟢
🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀
dailywalkoff.com
I am so ashamed of my mistake. All the 2005 Blue Jays baseball... watched for nothing.
Blue Jays #179
🟢🟡🟡🟢
🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀
dailywalkoff.com
I am so ashamed of my mistake. All the 2005 Blue Jays baseball... watched for nothing.
Daily Walkoff - A daily MLB trivia game
A new kind of MLB trivia game with 30 new puzzles each day, one for every MLB team. Can you solve them all?
dailywalkoff.com
February 25, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Daily Walkoff ⚾️
Blue Jays #179
🟢🟡🟡🟢
🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀
dailywalkoff.com
I am so ashamed of my mistake. All the 2005 Blue Jays baseball... watched for nothing.
Blue Jays #179
🟢🟡🟡🟢
🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀
dailywalkoff.com
I am so ashamed of my mistake. All the 2005 Blue Jays baseball... watched for nothing.
I just saw something referring to sleep shaming as an issue. In an era where fascism is on the rise, I can totally see how this is an issue people need to focus on.
February 22, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I just saw something referring to sleep shaming as an issue. In an era where fascism is on the rise, I can totally see how this is an issue people need to focus on.
I was standing next to one of my students today when she took a pencil out of her shirt and remarked, "Now that my pencil is warm, I'm ready to work".
She was warming her pencil in her armpit.
She was warming her pencil in her armpit.
January 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I was standing next to one of my students today when she took a pencil out of her shirt and remarked, "Now that my pencil is warm, I'm ready to work".
She was warming her pencil in her armpit.
She was warming her pencil in her armpit.