Jeff Kaos
@jeff-kaos.bsky.social
Just your typical every day Gen X skate punk from the inner city of Milwaukee that went to war, married an immigrant and got a science degree. I'm sure there's a million guys like me.
America would be awesome if it wasn't for Trump.
February 10, 2026 at 1:19 AM
America would be awesome if it wasn't for Trump.
I wonder if ICE is going to try to deport him in the middle of his performance?
February 8, 2026 at 10:03 PM
I wonder if ICE is going to try to deport him in the middle of his performance?
No matter how much the media tries to normalize this, and they've been trying for decades, anticipating fucking commercial (seriously, commercials?) Is weird as hell.
February 8, 2026 at 9:56 PM
No matter how much the media tries to normalize this, and they've been trying for decades, anticipating fucking commercial (seriously, commercials?) Is weird as hell.
Yeah, but second place to Kagiyama is like first place any other time. That dude is fire.
February 8, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Yeah, but second place to Kagiyama is like first place any other time. That dude is fire.
Something to look forward too. Also, I know you've guys been getting this one for Rifftrax but how about Shock Waves?
February 8, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Something to look forward too. Also, I know you've guys been getting this one for Rifftrax but how about Shock Waves?
This is when I play video games on my PC with a headset and no lights on.
February 8, 2026 at 8:07 PM
This is when I play video games on my PC with a headset and no lights on.
I got $50 on Team Ruff. Fan Deul is giving them crappy odds but I feel like they want it more so I'm going with my gut.
February 8, 2026 at 7:58 PM
I got $50 on Team Ruff. Fan Deul is giving them crappy odds but I feel like they want it more so I'm going with my gut.
Just another "Never Was" Gen X'er who sold out to the Right so he could hold onto a relevance he never quite had. He was never cool and whenever his music came on the radio back in the day all the people over 20 rolled their eyes and changed the channel.
February 8, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Just another "Never Was" Gen X'er who sold out to the Right so he could hold onto a relevance he never quite had. He was never cool and whenever his music came on the radio back in the day all the people over 20 rolled their eyes and changed the channel.
I always watch whatever is playing during the actual Half Time show because I'm not afraid that rap and R&B music is going to turn me and my kids gay or trans or whatever other white people on the Right are afraid of. But...I do watch The Puppy Bowl on the following Monday.
February 8, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I always watch whatever is playing during the actual Half Time show because I'm not afraid that rap and R&B music is going to turn me and my kids gay or trans or whatever other white people on the Right are afraid of. But...I do watch The Puppy Bowl on the following Monday.
I dont know what to think because I see "six year old goes to the corner by themselves" and my first thought is "dang, that's kind of crazy. They could he snatched". Meanwhile, back in the 80s, my parents kicked me out the door at 8am and told me to be home "when he streetlights come on".
February 8, 2026 at 1:48 PM
I dont know what to think because I see "six year old goes to the corner by themselves" and my first thought is "dang, that's kind of crazy. They could he snatched". Meanwhile, back in the 80s, my parents kicked me out the door at 8am and told me to be home "when he streetlights come on".
The mask thing bothers me the most. When you wear a mask you act in ways you wouldn't normally act. And the whole idea about ICE agents being doxxed doesn't make sense either. If you're doing the right thing you wouldn't worry about that. My local police don't wear masks.
February 5, 2026 at 5:39 AM
The mask thing bothers me the most. When you wear a mask you act in ways you wouldn't normally act. And the whole idea about ICE agents being doxxed doesn't make sense either. If you're doing the right thing you wouldn't worry about that. My local police don't wear masks.
It doesn't matter what the Bible says because really, you'd be hard pressed to find anyone more hard hearted than a Christian. The meanest a-holes I ever met in my life could all quote the bible.
February 4, 2026 at 4:46 AM
It doesn't matter what the Bible says because really, you'd be hard pressed to find anyone more hard hearted than a Christian. The meanest a-holes I ever met in my life could all quote the bible.
Maybe instead of using toys use food. I bet my dogs functionality is on par with a PhD when it comes to leftover cheeseburgers or the pizza crust my kids don't eat.
January 31, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Maybe instead of using toys use food. I bet my dogs functionality is on par with a PhD when it comes to leftover cheeseburgers or the pizza crust my kids don't eat.
Come on, who in the hell thought it was going to be any good? I mean, a documentary explaining the science of paint drying would be more enjoyable.
January 31, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Come on, who in the hell thought it was going to be any good? I mean, a documentary explaining the science of paint drying would be more enjoyable.
It's easy to be a badass when no one can punch you in your smug face.
January 31, 2026 at 6:34 PM
It's easy to be a badass when no one can punch you in your smug face.
I've been struggling with understanding how an agency tasked with enforcing immigration laws, which are mostly misdemeanor offenses, are killing US citizens. And as a war veteran, I also wonder why they dress like they're hunting Osama bin Laden.
January 31, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I've been struggling with understanding how an agency tasked with enforcing immigration laws, which are mostly misdemeanor offenses, are killing US citizens. And as a war veteran, I also wonder why they dress like they're hunting Osama bin Laden.
I don't understand how she has a documentary about her. As a First Lady the most notable thing about her, besides her constant scowl, is the fact that you can easily find nude photos of her that border on soft-core porn.
January 31, 2026 at 6:26 PM
I don't understand how she has a documentary about her. As a First Lady the most notable thing about her, besides her constant scowl, is the fact that you can easily find nude photos of her that border on soft-core porn.
No way! Next you're going to tell me that waters wet and monkey's playing soccer isn't hilaruous
a child is kicking a soccer ball on a field with chinese writing on the bottom
ALT: a child is kicking a soccer ball on a field with chinese writing on the bottom
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January 31, 2026 at 6:22 PM
No way! Next you're going to tell me that waters wet and monkey's playing soccer isn't hilaruous
Even his dopey movies like Who's Harry Crumb and Wagons East were better than they had any right to be thanks to his heartfelt performances.
October 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Even his dopey movies like Who's Harry Crumb and Wagons East were better than they had any right to be thanks to his heartfelt performances.
"You see, we were on our way to Bingo Night at the YMCA when our plans got all fouled up".
October 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
"You see, we were on our way to Bingo Night at the YMCA when our plans got all fouled up".
Whataboutism I'd the Rights primary weapon. If they don't have any answers the just pull this tired bullshit.
October 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Whataboutism I'd the Rights primary weapon. If they don't have any answers the just pull this tired bullshit.
I'm having g a hard time understanding how a motivational speaker for underachieving incels became the Rights MLK.
October 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I'm having g a hard time understanding how a motivational speaker for underachieving incels became the Rights MLK.
I often wonder who is more demented: Trump, or the people who still worship him? Honestly I'm pretty sure it's his worshippers.
October 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I often wonder who is more demented: Trump, or the people who still worship him? Honestly I'm pretty sure it's his worshippers.
GOP neckbeards would love that.
October 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
GOP neckbeards would love that.