Jef Poskanzer
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"A government does not announce that they have become fascist, they announce that anti-fascists are enemies of the state."
Double Scooter Goofus #goofusgallant
November 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Double Scooter Goofus #goofusgallant
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"Elaine Miles was walking to a bus stop in Redmond to go to Target, she said, when four men wearing masks and vests with U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement label stepped out of two black SUVs with no front plates and pressed her for her ID.
Miles, an Indigenous actor best known for her […]
Miles, an Indigenous actor best known for her […]
Original post on ai6yr.org
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November 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
"Elaine Miles was walking to a bus stop in Redmond to go to Target, she said, when four men wearing masks and vests with U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement label stepped out of two black SUVs with no front plates and pressed her for her ID.
Miles, an Indigenous actor best known for her […]
Miles, an Indigenous actor best known for her […]
The turkey is cake.
November 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The turkey is cake.
Getting National Guard troops shot was the entire point of sending them into cities. I'm sure Trump is surprised it took this long to get him his casus belli. Now phase two can finally start.
November 27, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Getting National Guard troops shot was the entire point of sending them into cities. I'm sure Trump is surprised it took this long to get him his casus belli. Now phase two can finally start.
Peeling chestnuts.
November 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Peeling chestnuts.
Thinking about naming the turkey before putting it in the oven. I don't know if it's a boy or a girl though. Maybe Donald or Elon for a boy and, I dunno, Kristi for a girl?
November 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Thinking about naming the turkey before putting it in the oven. I don't know if it's a boy or a girl though. Maybe Donald or Elon for a boy and, I dunno, Kristi for a girl?
Mushroom time!
November 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Mushroom time!
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
#blankfriday is coming up the day after Thanksgiving. If you need to prep, for instance by getting a pocket full of cash, today is the day. And it's ok to use transit cards if you bought them with cash.
November 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM
#blankfriday is coming up the day after Thanksgiving. If you need to prep, for instance by getting a pocket full of cash, today is the day. And it's ok to use transit cards if you bought them with cash.
Since 1941, USA Thanksgiving has been celebrated on the fourth Thursday in November. This means that the latest date it can show up is the 28th. This year it's on the 27th, the second latest possible date. The next year where it will be on the 28th is 2030.
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Since 1941, USA Thanksgiving has been celebrated on the fourth Thursday in November. This means that the latest date it can show up is the 28th. This year it's on the 27th, the second latest possible date. The next year where it will be on the 28th is 2030.
Italian sausage omelette, from Marti's Place in Alameda.
November 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Italian sausage omelette, from Marti's Place in Alameda.
I'm on a boat!
November 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I'm on a boat!
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All this to say that Elon is a white supremacist mass murderer and DOGE was not a failure. It functioned as designed. I wish people would cover this accurately. It's not difficult.
November 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
All this to say that Elon is a white supremacist mass murderer and DOGE was not a failure. It functioned as designed. I wish people would cover this accurately. It's not difficult.
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DOGE was created for data theft and infrastructure dismantling and it wildly succeeded on both counts within the first few weeks of its existence. It will take a generation to rebuild what it destroyed and the breach of data is unprecedented.
Bye bye, “DOGE”.
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
DOGE was created for data theft and infrastructure dismantling and it wildly succeeded on both counts within the first few weeks of its existence. It will take a generation to rebuild what it destroyed and the breach of data is unprecedented.
If you could have a Scrooge McDuck money swimming pool except filled with something other than money, what would it be filled with?
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
If you could have a Scrooge McDuck money swimming pool except filled with something other than money, what would it be filled with?
Highlighting added, for those who have trouble understanding this extremely simple concept.
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Highlighting added, for those who have trouble understanding this extremely simple concept.
When you find out you were appointed illegally and everything you have done as US Attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia will be tossed out:
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
When you find out you were appointed illegally and everything you have done as US Attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia will be tossed out:
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Judge Currie rules Lindsey the Insurance Lawyer's appointment invalid, dismisses Comey's indictment without prejudice, but also says EDVA judges get to pick who is US Attorney.
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November 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Judge Currie rules Lindsey the Insurance Lawyer's appointment invalid, dismisses Comey's indictment without prejudice, but also says EDVA judges get to pick who is US Attorney.
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The #pentagon says it is investigating #democratic Senator & g former astronaut #markkelly of Arizona for possible breaches of #military #law after Kelly joined a handful of other lawmakers in a video that called for US troops to refuse unlawful orders - which happens to be required by military […]
Original post on masto.ai
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November 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The #pentagon says it is investigating #democratic Senator & g former astronaut #markkelly of Arizona for possible breaches of #military #law after Kelly joined a handful of other lawmakers in a video that called for US troops to refuse unlawful orders - which happens to be required by military […]
The Hot Butt, from Weslo's in Oakland. Small but mighty.
November 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The Hot Butt, from Weslo's in Oakland. Small but mighty.