Some kid at school taught Vi 6-7
December 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Some kid at school taught Vi 6-7
Can’t even escape his ugly orange ass when I’m watching football
November 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Can’t even escape his ugly orange ass when I’m watching football
Update: the universe apparently knew I couldn’t handle any more bad news this week and my vote did in fact matter bc the better candidate won for mayor
November 5, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Update: the universe apparently knew I couldn’t handle any more bad news this week and my vote did in fact matter bc the better candidate won for mayor
Showing up to vote 2 hours after being laid off even though I live in deep red hell and it probably won’t make a difference!!! 🤩
November 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Showing up to vote 2 hours after being laid off even though I live in deep red hell and it probably won’t make a difference!!! 🤩
Me last night before going to bed: I hope they both lose ❤️
Me waking up this morning: Good enough
Me waking up this morning: Good enough
September 29, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Me last night before going to bed: I hope they both lose ❤️
Me waking up this morning: Good enough
Me waking up this morning: Good enough
In case anyone is wondering what a 4 year old picks out for your birthday present 💅🏻
September 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
In case anyone is wondering what a 4 year old picks out for your birthday present 💅🏻
Not sure why she had to go on that man’s podcast for this but whatever, it seems like she’s reuniting with Max Martin & Shellback so a win is a win!!!
August 12, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Not sure why she had to go on that man’s podcast for this but whatever, it seems like she’s reuniting with Max Martin & Shellback so a win is a win!!!
When I left the gym this morning, one of the other daycare moms was walking out the door at the same time and asked if I’m the person with the Twilight car magnet. Can’t believe she fully clocked me
August 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
When I left the gym this morning, one of the other daycare moms was walking out the door at the same time and asked if I’m the person with the Twilight car magnet. Can’t believe she fully clocked me
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh
June 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh
okay I posted and deleted bc I was going to phrase it differently but for me it’ll be the Liza Minnelli Outlives account for sure
May 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
okay I posted and deleted bc I was going to phrase it differently but for me it’ll be the Liza Minnelli Outlives account for sure
Iowa taking away trans civil rights and Trump threatening WW3 Jesus Christ have I mentioned how much I hate it here
February 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Iowa taking away trans civil rights and Trump threatening WW3 Jesus Christ have I mentioned how much I hate it here
The energy I bring to Bluesky
February 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The energy I bring to Bluesky
I would actually be so pissed if I lived in Minnesota and suddenly it was Iowa 😭
February 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I would actually be so pissed if I lived in Minnesota and suddenly it was Iowa 😭
This is the exact opposite Super Bowl outcome I was hoping for
January 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
This is the exact opposite Super Bowl outcome I was hoping for
Once again cross posting from my bookstagram bc I thought this was cute 💖
January 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Once again cross posting from my bookstagram bc I thought this was cute 💖
Posted this on my bookstagram earlier, but I’ll post it here too bc looking at it makes me happy 🙂↕️
January 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Posted this on my bookstagram earlier, but I’ll post it here too bc looking at it makes me happy 🙂↕️
