Christopher Luis-Jorge
@jeezluisjorge.bsky.social
Writer & Musician
Spooky. Speculative. Arguably literary
The Dread Machine, Acentos Review, Baffling, Points in Case & others
Spooky. Speculative. Arguably literary
The Dread Machine, Acentos Review, Baffling, Points in Case & others
Pinned
Pumping Gold: How a Decade of Bodybuilding and Terrorism Started a Wave of Cheap Fantasy Movies - Typebar Magazine
Politics, pulp fiction, and pumping iron.
www.typebarmagazine.com
My new essay is now live on @typebarmagazine.bsky.social
Been such a pleasure working with them on this.
www.typebarmagazine.com/2025/05/25/p...
Been such a pleasure working with them on this.
www.typebarmagazine.com/2025/05/25/p...
Marco Rubio is a bitch
August 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Marco Rubio is a bitch
Can't stop thinking about Ivan Ooze
August 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Can't stop thinking about Ivan Ooze
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.@jeezluisjorge.bsky.social writes on the relationship between bodybuilding and pulp fantasy
www.typebarmagazine.com/2025/05/25/p...
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July 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
.@jeezluisjorge.bsky.social writes on the relationship between bodybuilding and pulp fantasy
www.typebarmagazine.com/2025/05/25/p...
www.typebarmagazine.com/2025/05/25/p...
yall are not gonna trick me into watching Superman by claiming it holds progressive values.
July 13, 2025 at 12:46 PM
yall are not gonna trick me into watching Superman by claiming it holds progressive values.
I wish System of a Down were alive rn
June 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I wish System of a Down were alive rn
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dead serious, someone interview @jeezluisjorge.bsky.social STAT. trust me, I am doing you a favor!
the article in question is called "pumping gold: how a decade of bodybuilding and terrorism started a wave of cheap fantasy movies" so... you know...
the article in question is called "pumping gold: how a decade of bodybuilding and terrorism started a wave of cheap fantasy movies" so... you know...
June 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
dead serious, someone interview @jeezluisjorge.bsky.social STAT. trust me, I am doing you a favor!
the article in question is called "pumping gold: how a decade of bodybuilding and terrorism started a wave of cheap fantasy movies" so... you know...
the article in question is called "pumping gold: how a decade of bodybuilding and terrorism started a wave of cheap fantasy movies" so... you know...
Reposted by Christopher Luis-Jorge
my friend christopher also has a voice meant for radio and more!!!
June 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
my friend christopher also has a voice meant for radio and more!!!
Some folks are so fucking afraid of metronomes
June 20, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Some folks are so fucking afraid of metronomes
ICE is at Home Depot in Hybla Valley, Alexandria, Virginia
June 18, 2025 at 7:38 PM
ICE is at Home Depot in Hybla Valley, Alexandria, Virginia
My favorite kind of people are folks who are still learning English to a conversational fluency but still use a limited vocabulary to make jokes and be subtly funny. Outstanding creativity. Huge personality.
June 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM
My favorite kind of people are folks who are still learning English to a conversational fluency but still use a limited vocabulary to make jokes and be subtly funny. Outstanding creativity. Huge personality.
As your physician, I am Rxing you 50mg of amphetamine to be used exclusively for a 12 hour TikTok binge.
June 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
As your physician, I am Rxing you 50mg of amphetamine to be used exclusively for a 12 hour TikTok binge.
Chaka Khan is posting guided meditations on Tik Tok?
And they're good?
And they're good?
June 16, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Chaka Khan is posting guided meditations on Tik Tok?
And they're good?
And they're good?
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Reposted by Christopher Luis-Jorge
The vibes are very bad in DC today
June 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The vibes are very bad in DC today
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I’ve seen a lot of hand wringing about the dangers of going to No Kings protests and gently, I want to tell people to chill a little. These are permitted marches and the point is to be out there and seen en masse. Please don’t scare off people who are maybe going to their very first protest
June 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I’ve seen a lot of hand wringing about the dangers of going to No Kings protests and gently, I want to tell people to chill a little. These are permitted marches and the point is to be out there and seen en masse. Please don’t scare off people who are maybe going to their very first protest
So tired of these MAGA fools here in the DMV for this stupid fucking parade.
June 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
So tired of these MAGA fools here in the DMV for this stupid fucking parade.
If I could get a Men In Black-style neuralyzer, I would wipe my brain clean of enneagrams and the people who have cornered me to talk about them
June 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
If I could get a Men In Black-style neuralyzer, I would wipe my brain clean of enneagrams and the people who have cornered me to talk about them
Check my shitlord sibling's ( @thefergexperience.bsky.social ) article about eating Donkey Kong's ass
fergsfrickhouse.substack.com/p/i-want-to-...
fergsfrickhouse.substack.com/p/i-want-to-...
I want to eat Donkey Kong's Whole Ass
and I'm going to be very weird about it.
fergsfrickhouse.substack.com
June 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Check my shitlord sibling's ( @thefergexperience.bsky.social ) article about eating Donkey Kong's ass
fergsfrickhouse.substack.com/p/i-want-to-...
fergsfrickhouse.substack.com/p/i-want-to-...
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Read @jeezluisjorge.bsky.social's brilliant essay connecting pulp fantasy with bodybuilding and southern hemisphere political instability.
www.typebarmagazine.com/2025/05/25/p...
www.typebarmagazine.com/2025/05/25/p...
Pumping Gold: How a Decade of Bodybuilding and Terrorism Started a Wave of Cheap Fantasy Movies - Typebar Magazine
Politics, pulp fiction, and pumping iron.
www.typebarmagazine.com
May 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Read @jeezluisjorge.bsky.social's brilliant essay connecting pulp fantasy with bodybuilding and southern hemisphere political instability.
www.typebarmagazine.com/2025/05/25/p...
www.typebarmagazine.com/2025/05/25/p...
Reposted by Christopher Luis-Jorge
Typebar Magazine Issue 6 is now LIVE.
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May 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Typebar Magazine Issue 6 is now LIVE.
$1 gets you full digital access.
$10 gets you the eBook edition OR you can subscribe to our Patreon for $5 and get the eBook of the new issue and the entire eBook back catalog free!!
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$1 gets you full digital access.
$10 gets you the eBook edition OR you can subscribe to our Patreon for $5 and get the eBook of the new issue and the entire eBook back catalog free!!
www.patreon.com/typebarmagaz...
My new essay is now live on @typebarmagazine.bsky.social
Been such a pleasure working with them on this.
www.typebarmagazine.com/2025/05/25/p...
Been such a pleasure working with them on this.
www.typebarmagazine.com/2025/05/25/p...
Pumping Gold: How a Decade of Bodybuilding and Terrorism Started a Wave of Cheap Fantasy Movies - Typebar Magazine
Politics, pulp fiction, and pumping iron.
www.typebarmagazine.com
May 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
My new essay is now live on @typebarmagazine.bsky.social
Been such a pleasure working with them on this.
www.typebarmagazine.com/2025/05/25/p...
Been such a pleasure working with them on this.
www.typebarmagazine.com/2025/05/25/p...