Neil Sigllechner
@jedwardjizzorhands.bsky.social
Arsenal fan, bad dancer, pun lover, retro gamer
Sorry to be *that* guy, but we beat them 5-1 away in 2003 and lost 3-0 at home
January 19, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Sorry to be *that* guy, but we beat them 5-1 away in 2003 and lost 3-0 at home
Two years! 😧 Unfathomable, I'm remembering Ryszard today 🕯️
December 30, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Two years! 😧 Unfathomable, I'm remembering Ryszard today 🕯️
I always really enjoy reading your interviews Sid, thanks very much!
November 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I always really enjoy reading your interviews Sid, thanks very much!
Ted Drake, absolute bagsman
November 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Ted Drake, absolute bagsman
Really interesting article, thanks Andrew 👍
October 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Really interesting article, thanks Andrew 👍
I've recently passed my driving test and am looking to buy my first car - something practical, for my sins. Not quite sure that Carwow.co.uk have fully grasped the concept of 'cheat codes' in their description of the Dacia Jogger here, surely being only slightly better than expected doesn't qualify?
October 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I've recently passed my driving test and am looking to buy my first car - something practical, for my sins. Not quite sure that Carwow.co.uk have fully grasped the concept of 'cheat codes' in their description of the Dacia Jogger here, surely being only slightly better than expected doesn't qualify?
Bit late/early for the April Fool's Day post isn't it?
September 19, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Bit late/early for the April Fool's Day post isn't it?
It was quickly corrected, but the Man Utd & Arsenal line ups were listed on the BBC Sport app in alphabetical order for the most part, except that Bruno Fernandes is listed as a B and Matheus Cunha as an M. Is this the most unhinged way of listing line ups you've seen?
August 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
It was quickly corrected, but the Man Utd & Arsenal line ups were listed on the BBC Sport app in alphabetical order for the most part, except that Bruno Fernandes is listed as a B and Matheus Cunha as an M. Is this the most unhinged way of listing line ups you've seen?
I think it's a travesty that for all these years Andrew's brother has been known as the Mugsmasher and not the Goldfish Kicker
July 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I think it's a travesty that for all these years Andrew's brother has been known as the Mugsmasher and not the Goldfish Kicker
Big Vik energy
July 30, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Big Vik energy
Hand of Arseblog
July 27, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Hand of Arseblog
Thank you for writing this. Your point about 'false' accusations supposedly ruining lives is spot on, it's such an illogical argument to make in defence of the accused.
July 5, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Thank you for writing this. Your point about 'false' accusations supposedly ruining lives is spot on, it's such an illogical argument to make in defence of the accused.
Really well written, thanks Andrew for handling such a horrible story so adeptly
July 5, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Really well written, thanks Andrew for handling such a horrible story so adeptly
Such a shame we never really saw him play consistently. To be that competent across the entire back line is incredibly rare. Hopefully he can stay fit and play regularly wherever he ends up next
July 4, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Such a shame we never really saw him play consistently. To be that competent across the entire back line is incredibly rare. Hopefully he can stay fit and play regularly wherever he ends up next
Congratulations @aallensport.arseblog.com!
June 22, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Congratulations @aallensport.arseblog.com!
Found myself watching Ocean's Twelve the other day and came across a lovely Footballers Names in Things. Europol Commissioner suits him well despite him not being particularly policey
youtu.be/Un9SPXQyirI?...
youtu.be/Un9SPXQyirI?...
Cherry Jones in "Ocean's 12"
YouTube video by Lorie Morgan Baker
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June 16, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Found myself watching Ocean's Twelve the other day and came across a lovely Footballers Names in Things. Europol Commissioner suits him well despite him not being particularly policey
youtu.be/Un9SPXQyirI?...
youtu.be/Un9SPXQyirI?...
Fucking hell!
May 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Fucking hell!
Add this to the litany of really, really stupid things Rio Ferdinand has said
April 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Add this to the litany of really, really stupid things Rio Ferdinand has said
Really disappointing, it would have been the perfect moment to move on and not have this cloud hanging over the club any more. Hopefully the Visit Rwanda deal isn't renewed either
April 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Really disappointing, it would have been the perfect moment to move on and not have this cloud hanging over the club any more. Hopefully the Visit Rwanda deal isn't renewed either
Yeah, that's the one. There's a video of it somewhere, they are both almost baffled by Peyton's techniques and approach and essentially say they learnt nothing from him in their whole time at Arsenal
March 11, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Yeah, that's the one. There's a video of it somewhere, they are both almost baffled by Peyton's techniques and approach and essentially say they learnt nothing from him in their whole time at Arsenal
Great article. Always had a soft spot for Wojciech, and as you say his departure was definitely a loss for Arsenal. It doesn't take much to imagine him being far more effective for us than Cech or Leno ever were, and he was clearly miles better than Ospina
March 11, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Great article. Always had a soft spot for Wojciech, and as you say his departure was definitely a loss for Arsenal. It doesn't take much to imagine him being far more effective for us than Cech or Leno ever were, and he was clearly miles better than Ospina