I’d go for an orchie in a garage, or sprinter van electrolysis, but pdx pothole ffs? Nawww, im good

Sexual tension is my favorite irl metadata, what’s yours?

I’ve concluded that so called music theory, is just elaborate finger hopscotch

wild when you call out someone's behavior and instead of genuinely trying to learn and grow from it she decided to try and paint victims of her abuse as abusers. be careful who you trust

I can’t spell Laurelhurst. I call it Lurelhurst

Late Stage Live! With Ella Yurman
Go find it on YouTube and get some more views on this wonderful channel

I didn’t realized how much I was missing a by Zoomers for Zoomers leftist talk show on speed but here it is

I’m genuinely disappointed there aren’t any fun pharmaceutical lifestyle ads for Aldactone or Estrace on YouTube. I want nothing more than to see slow motion forced smile stock footage over an ASMR laundry list of side effects and liability boilerplate to laugh at and disregard

Imagine being a accentvestigator

Fixating on accents is just phonetic frenology

I have become afflicted with the abletism

Order off the Applebees Lofi menu

Antibiotic resistant Adblock now!

Just another day selling business twinks their $7.77 bisexual vanilla latte ☕️

Croissant flake confetti,
Soaked and then dried,
Covering the entire bus bin,
Within an inch of it’s life,

The true plaster of Paris

Dear Cafe goers:

Keep your Croissant on the plate challenge

Difficulty impossible

I just got here and I feel bad for having already caught an annoying STI: a socially transmissible individual