Overheard while my wife was playing Marvel Rivals.
"Yeah, take that spear!"
"Oh shit! Its jeff!"
"Okay fuck you Thor"
"There's no health pack"
"Iron fist again..."
"I'm the only one left...didn't know that"
"Fucking Wanda...I really fucking hate her!"
"You know what...I'm gonna call my whale..."

All I said was that piece of halibut was good enough for jehovah...

New year, same old me.

I think it's time to enter the move to a remote place and raise crows phase of my life.

I got my North Carolina driver license today. That means I can maneuver without signals and speed while tailgating, right?

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