(You are one of the ‘this Tim is good’)

There are seven Tims on my poly flowchart.

Listen, I have a friend who recently told me she’s poly and moving to MA. My FIRST RESPONSE was ‘if you hook up with a guy named Tim I’m gonna need you to text me his last name first so I can give you the rundown on that Tim as your local monogamous friend’

Oh I didn’t know she was here! Great, here’s a picture of when we met her (eldest face obscured because she looks THE SAME as when she was four)

We’re just matching energy.

What finally solved the problem? Well, I spent literal months on the phone arguing and quoting the ACA at them, and then finally legit met Elizabeth Warren at an event and her office called to ask some questions and poof. Bill was fixed. Twins were five months old by that point. And we were LUCKY

Oh hey, same! I gave birth via Csection on a Friday evening of a holiday weekend eight weeks early after months of a complex pregnancy. Insurance tried to deny the first three days in the NICU because we ‘hadn’t added them to insurance’. The office to add them WAS CLOSED UNTIL TUESDAY MORNING.

Listen, because there was significantly less corporate oversight on some of those sequels, some of them are bonkers in AMAZING ways. Ask me sometime about Cinderella III, a movie I legit bought on hard copy because it’s that fun.