Jedi Bard
jedi-bard.bsky.social
Jedi Bard
@jedi-bard.bsky.social
Bisexual genderfluid AMAB from the US in their mid 30's. Into everything sci-fi and fantasy, TTRPGs (I've been DMing for over 20 years), and I genuinely believe it's important to leave the world a better place than how I found it.

A friend to all Harpers.
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If you live in an area with standing water:

✅Use mosquito repellent
✅ Wear long sleeves & trousers
✅ Sleep under bed nets

Stay safe. Protect your health 👇
September 3, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Don't help corporations get tax write-offs using your donations!
August 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I have a coworker like that too. I even got Google's little AI summary to hallucinate for him, and the still was like "No it's pulling from true sources". Like my dude, I just got it to lie and you know it. *headdesk*
June 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
evidence that the Browns were never going to win. Lol
June 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
win and loss rates, etc. I showed up that first Sunday confident that the Steelers were, statistically, the best team to back and so I was going to root for them. That was, apparently, not what my dad wanted, he said we support the Browns, and he was very upset when I showed him statistical
June 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
You know what's funny, I did *kinda* try to use a calculator to fix my relationship with my dad when I was a kid 😅 He had finally convinced me to watch a season of football with him start-to-finish to try and get me to like it and I agreed. So I did a bunch of research on the teams, figured out the
June 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
That recent update to ChatGPT that made it a *little* too flattering and ended up causing delusional cult leader psychosis in a good number of people was really damn fascinating to read about. Astoundingly stupid, but fascinating nonetheless lol
June 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM
🎶I don't wanna set the world on fire🎶
May 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
How does substack work? It's like a newsletter, right?
May 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
America's brand of fascism isn't necessarily Naziism, it's McCarthyism. It's Christian-driven persecution of those deemed 'UnAmerican' enough.

The Neo Nazis in America have always just been useful idiots to the religious right, and an easy scapegoat to distract the public.
April 20, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Us, if we were ducks.
And now us, if we were geese.
Love writers: all the cheese.
April 18, 2025 at 1:43 PM
It was a great day for a walk ^^
April 18, 2025 at 1:40 PM