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Jed Eckert
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Wolverines! Calumet High School football rules!
I'm here until the Russians are kicked out of the US of A!
On the 7th day of shutdown my government gave to me…
Seven Bondi a-lying...
Six fleece a-fleecing...
Five gold failings…
Four fireballing boats…
Three fresh hells…
Two total cunts...
and a couch fucker on my TV.
October 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
On the 6th day of shutdown my government gave to me…
Six fleece a-fleecing...
Five gold failings…
Four fireballing boats…
Three fresh hells…
Two total cunts...
and a couch fucker on my TV.
October 8, 2025 at 12:23 PM
On the 5th day of shutdown my government gave to me…
Five gold failings…
Four fireballing boats…
Three fresh hells…
Two total cunts...
and a couch fucker on my TV.
October 5, 2025 at 8:07 AM
On the 4th day of shutdown my government gave to me…
Four fireballing boats
Three fresh hells…
Two total cunts...
and a couch fucker on my TV.
October 4, 2025 at 8:44 AM
On the 3rd day of shutdown my government gave to me…
Three fresh hells…
Two total cunts...
and a couch fucker on my TV.
October 3, 2025 at 11:59 AM
October 3, 2025 at 8:05 AM
On the 2nd day of shutdown my government gave to me…
Two total cunts...
and a couch fucker on my TV.
October 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
On the first day of shutdown my government gave to me…
A couch fucker on my TV.
October 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Im here you fuckaas bitch
September 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Anti-Ice, anti ice is one word with a hyphen and don’t write one word with a hyphen, oh and don’t use a blue sharpie. @ Kash Patel
September 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Poor Tony, in his tan kakis, was once again the butt of the joke with his ATF colleagues not telling him about the blue jeans and black shirt dress code.
September 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
September 20, 2025 at 10:47 AM
how the hell do you break a foot without knowing how you broke it? Good news is I have about a fifth of a Star Wars halloween costume.
September 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
the left is so violent!
September 16, 2025 at 10:27 AM
"I have no idea what DNA is but I'm told the suspect was covered in it!" -Ka$h Pat3l
September 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
From the below image more like the shooter would see they’re quite far from him, through a scope and at that distance the shooter wouldn't see them.
September 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Well duh, being burned alive usually results in death.
September 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Pedo summer
July 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Wait this site is left leaning?
July 12, 2025 at 6:44 AM
July 7, 2025 at 8:13 AM
July 4, 2025 at 10:29 AM
No, fuck no! I want a honest to god politician for president, a statesman that knows how governments function. Stop pushing fucking celebrities, this isn't a reality tv show!
July 2, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Meanwhile in the UK....
July 2, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Oh no Shaggy has fallen!
July 2, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Go download ICEblock now

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July 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM