Jeb King
@jebias58.bsky.social
Baltimore man. LGBTQ. Liberal Democrat. Lover of poodles, pasta, politics, and pastries. 🏳️🌈
You leave my NetFlix outa this
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 AM
You leave my NetFlix outa this
Plus, didn’t he blow Bill Clinton? I’m just asking questions.
November 26, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Plus, didn’t he blow Bill Clinton? I’m just asking questions.
Same. I’m sad for us both.
November 26, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Same. I’m sad for us both.
This is so powerful — and encouraging. Thank you, Rep. Houlahan.
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 AM
This is so powerful — and encouraging. Thank you, Rep. Houlahan.
Thank you for standing up for the rest of us. We love you.
November 21, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Thank you for standing up for the rest of us. We love you.
First thing I thought of!
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 AM
First thing I thought of!
Curse you for making me Google this
November 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Curse you for making me Google this
Sending love your way
November 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Sending love your way
Sodomy is gay
But felatio’s OK.
Well that’s what Billy said,
So Donnie gave him head.
I guess they’re just well bread.
But irony is dead.
But felatio’s OK.
Well that’s what Billy said,
So Donnie gave him head.
I guess they’re just well bread.
But irony is dead.
November 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Sodomy is gay
But felatio’s OK.
Well that’s what Billy said,
So Donnie gave him head.
I guess they’re just well bread.
But irony is dead.
But felatio’s OK.
Well that’s what Billy said,
So Donnie gave him head.
I guess they’re just well bread.
But irony is dead.
Billy and Donnie, down upon his knees
s-u-c-k-i -n-g
First come lies
Then misdirection
But nothing can hide this painful erection
s-u-c-k-i -n-g
First come lies
Then misdirection
But nothing can hide this painful erection
November 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Billy and Donnie, down upon his knees
s-u-c-k-i -n-g
First come lies
Then misdirection
But nothing can hide this painful erection
s-u-c-k-i -n-g
First come lies
Then misdirection
But nothing can hide this painful erection
Billy and Donnie, down upon his knees
s-u-c-k-i -n-g
First come lies
Then misdirection
But nothing can hide this painful erection
s-u-c-k-i -n-g
First come lies
Then misdirection
But nothing can hide this painful erection
November 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Billy and Donnie, down upon his knees
s-u-c-k-i -n-g
First come lies
Then misdirection
But nothing can hide this painful erection
s-u-c-k-i -n-g
First come lies
Then misdirection
But nothing can hide this painful erection
Another stain upon the presidency
November 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Another stain upon the presidency
Billie had a big one.
Donnie had to see.
Best way to do it was down upon his knees.
Down came the zipper.
Up came a prick.
And now my stomach’s heaving with “ick, ick, ick.”
Donnie had to see.
Best way to do it was down upon his knees.
Down came the zipper.
Up came a prick.
And now my stomach’s heaving with “ick, ick, ick.”
November 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Billie had a big one.
Donnie had to see.
Best way to do it was down upon his knees.
Down came the zipper.
Up came a prick.
And now my stomach’s heaving with “ick, ick, ick.”
Donnie had to see.
Best way to do it was down upon his knees.
Down came the zipper.
Up came a prick.
And now my stomach’s heaving with “ick, ick, ick.”
Billie had a big one.
Donnie had to see.
Best way to do it was down upon his knees.
Down came the zipper.
Up came a prick.
And now my stomach’s heaving with “ick, ick, ick.”
Donnie had to see.
Best way to do it was down upon his knees.
Down came the zipper.
Up came a prick.
And now my stomach’s heaving with “ick, ick, ick.”
November 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Billie had a big one.
Donnie had to see.
Best way to do it was down upon his knees.
Down came the zipper.
Up came a prick.
And now my stomach’s heaving with “ick, ick, ick.”
Donnie had to see.
Best way to do it was down upon his knees.
Down came the zipper.
Up came a prick.
And now my stomach’s heaving with “ick, ick, ick.”
Billie had a big one.
Donnie had to see.
Best way to do it was down upon his knees.
Down came the zipper.
Up came a prick.
And now my stomach’s heaving with “ick, ick, ick.”
Donnie had to see.
Best way to do it was down upon his knees.
Down came the zipper.
Up came a prick.
And now my stomach’s heaving with “ick, ick, ick.”
November 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Billie had a big one.
Donnie had to see.
Best way to do it was down upon his knees.
Down came the zipper.
Up came a prick.
And now my stomach’s heaving with “ick, ick, ick.”
Donnie had to see.
Best way to do it was down upon his knees.
Down came the zipper.
Up came a prick.
And now my stomach’s heaving with “ick, ick, ick.”
A stain on the presidency
November 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
A stain on the presidency
Trump loved him some Bubba
And now he’s in trubba
There’s no way to scrubba
The stain we’ve uncovva(d)
And now he’s in trubba
There’s no way to scrubba
The stain we’ve uncovva(d)
November 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Trump loved him some Bubba
And now he’s in trubba
There’s no way to scrubba
The stain we’ve uncovva(d)
And now he’s in trubba
There’s no way to scrubba
The stain we’ve uncovva(d)
Trump loved him some Bubba
And now he’s in trubba
There’s no way to scrubba
The stain we’ve uncovva(d)
And now he’s in trubba
There’s no way to scrubba
The stain we’ve uncovva(d)
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Trump loved him some Bubba
And now he’s in trubba
There’s no way to scrubba
The stain we’ve uncovva(d)
And now he’s in trubba
There’s no way to scrubba
The stain we’ve uncovva(d)
The only question now: spit or swallow?
November 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The only question now: spit or swallow?
Brokeback Mountain, Part Eww
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Brokeback Mountain, Part Eww
You so accurately say the things I’m thinking — only better.
“Pudding face” 😄
“Pudding face” 😄
November 14, 2025 at 5:10 AM
You so accurately say the things I’m thinking — only better.
“Pudding face” 😄
“Pudding face” 😄