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Jerkhorn
@jebby1968a.bsky.social
Hiding discretely under an anagram of my name, I spend my time running, doing IT work, serving on the board of a secret yet awesome boat club, finding and destroying old copies of my zero budget movies, and socializing responsibly at a stump.
President Elect Donald ‘Don’ Trump recently ranted about the dangers of Windmills, he sees them as dangerous monsters. What literary figure should this remind us of?

Spoiler Alert: we elected the modern day Don Quixote! Sadly he has no Sancho Panza to guide him when he leaves La Mancha(Mar-A-Lago)
January 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Leaving this one open for option for @markhamillofficial.bsky.social to write chapter III
November 18, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Part II: screeching through the atmosphere of planet mar-a-lagoon is the project 2025 asteroid. And thus the apocalypse. Roll credits. But, under the swamp in a tiny watertight enclosure was a secret liberal resistance force. Plotting to build an escape pod. Post credit sequence shows the pod!
November 18, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Picture the scene, the mighty T.Rump is chasing a smaller trumposaur thru the new swamp, its tiny hands on tiny arms swaying back and forth ineffectively. Suddenly it pauses to look up, farting as it does so, and it sees an epic sight. To be continued!
November 18, 2024 at 11:21 PM