Mean Queen Jean
@jeanthreepwood.bsky.social
Absolutely over it mate. Put the bins out. I’m for the girlies.
Why he is like this 🥰
November 4, 2023 at 10:46 AM
Why he is like this 🥰
Oh Shit who is this hot 2019 goth?
October 25, 2023 at 8:43 AM
Oh Shit who is this hot 2019 goth?
I buy rose water from the Indian grocery store for like $3 but LOOK AT THIS PACKAGING
October 25, 2023 at 4:08 AM
I buy rose water from the Indian grocery store for like $3 but LOOK AT THIS PACKAGING
I want to smell disgusting like a bog hag who recently ate your husband
October 24, 2023 at 3:10 AM
I want to smell disgusting like a bog hag who recently ate your husband
$800 represents getting through 160 hours of dealing with a man. That’s $5 an hour which is honestly an underpayment so I might give myself a pay rise based on how difficult the task turns out to be.
October 22, 2023 at 2:04 AM
$800 represents getting through 160 hours of dealing with a man. That’s $5 an hour which is honestly an underpayment so I might give myself a pay rise based on how difficult the task turns out to be.
If I cry at work I get a $50 bonus. If I flip out I have to pay a $100 fine (to myself)
October 22, 2023 at 2:03 AM
If I cry at work I get a $50 bonus. If I flip out I have to pay a $100 fine (to myself)
Drafting my coping mechanism
October 22, 2023 at 1:54 AM
Drafting my coping mechanism
I definitely am into the Kurkdjian nose, and look forward to saying “my peach Bellinis at the Appleton store”
October 17, 2023 at 7:32 AM
I definitely am into the Kurkdjian nose, and look forward to saying “my peach Bellinis at the Appleton store”
This line is way more iconic than the overdone “it rubs the lotion on its skin”
October 17, 2023 at 7:17 AM
This line is way more iconic than the overdone “it rubs the lotion on its skin”
Catherine Martin was so real for calling Clarice a bitch
October 17, 2023 at 7:13 AM
Catherine Martin was so real for calling Clarice a bitch
Jame Gumb has incredible taste
October 17, 2023 at 7:10 AM
Jame Gumb has incredible taste
For example, Hannibal Lecter is very sexy in the scene where he kills the two guards
October 17, 2023 at 7:09 AM
For example, Hannibal Lecter is very sexy in the scene where he kills the two guards
Me showing my boyfriend what I’ve been doing with my new yarn:
“Look bubby, I’ve made a creepy hole”
“Look bubby, I’ve made a creepy hole”
October 17, 2023 at 6:59 AM
Me showing my boyfriend what I’ve been doing with my new yarn:
“Look bubby, I’ve made a creepy hole”
“Look bubby, I’ve made a creepy hole”
Look at this absolutely baller blanket I’m making for a child who is unable to grasp my skill and craftspersonship and will instead spill her food all over it and maybe even piss/shit/puke on it
October 12, 2023 at 8:47 AM
Look at this absolutely baller blanket I’m making for a child who is unable to grasp my skill and craftspersonship and will instead spill her food all over it and maybe even piss/shit/puke on it
My boyfriend wrote me a love poem
October 10, 2023 at 12:48 AM
My boyfriend wrote me a love poem
This is white vinegar, citrus peel, essential oils, vodka, sodium laurel sulphate, and water. I absolutely stan Diptyque for being balls to the wall scammers
October 7, 2023 at 4:20 AM
This is white vinegar, citrus peel, essential oils, vodka, sodium laurel sulphate, and water. I absolutely stan Diptyque for being balls to the wall scammers
It’s all the throbbing that can’t be hidden
September 30, 2023 at 8:57 AM
It’s all the throbbing that can’t be hidden
Temu fragrance labels about to give me a real big spending problem!
September 30, 2023 at 8:54 AM
Temu fragrance labels about to give me a real big spending problem!
Did you know you can charge your phone on the worst seats on the double decker bus?
September 26, 2023 at 9:02 PM
Did you know you can charge your phone on the worst seats on the double decker bus?
People who are in long-term cohabitation relationships, which one of you is the Frank and which one is the Charlie?
(I’m the Charlie)
(I’m the Charlie)
September 25, 2023 at 8:52 AM
People who are in long-term cohabitation relationships, which one of you is the Frank and which one is the Charlie?
(I’m the Charlie)
(I’m the Charlie)
Absolutely screaming about these bus kids 🤣
September 25, 2023 at 2:24 AM
Absolutely screaming about these bus kids 🤣
Me “I’ll just listen to a very standard true crime book”
Jonathan Geoff’s voice “as soon as I saw her I knew I would kill her”
Me “😵💫💦💃🏻🤪”
Jonathan Geoff’s voice “as soon as I saw her I knew I would kill her”
Me “😵💫💦💃🏻🤪”
September 24, 2023 at 2:43 AM
Me “I’ll just listen to a very standard true crime book”
Jonathan Geoff’s voice “as soon as I saw her I knew I would kill her”
Me “😵💫💦💃🏻🤪”
Jonathan Geoff’s voice “as soon as I saw her I knew I would kill her”
Me “😵💫💦💃🏻🤪”
My Uber (pool) is here
September 21, 2023 at 7:34 PM
My Uber (pool) is here