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Jeannie Warner
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SFWA Writer, pro security snark, hockey player and coach with couch commentary.
I run writersdrinkingcoffee.com podcast.

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If you don't participate in a sport, stop attempting to gatekeep that sport.
I have spoken.
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October 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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A real look at the Autistic spectrum...
A post: my children are not on the autism spectrum because I took Tylenol. They're on the autism spectrum because i, a person who will wear only one type of shoe and can't eat food that is "too potato-y" had babies with him in who has an encyclopedic knowledge of European aristocracy but a limited ability to process social cues.
September 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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We played an ice hockey tournament over the weekend. These are my Stormtroopers.
A cluster of fantastic women with ages ranging from 24 to 66 posing on the ice without helmets. They look fantastic. Some of them have fought cancer, some of them have fought for mental health. All of them are awesome.
September 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Us: I don't understand why you demand unlimited guns? CONSERVATIVES: to defend America when tyrannical government to place the military on American civilians. Trump: I'm deploying the military on American civilians. CONSERVATIVES: (image of Homer Simpson disappearing back into a hedge.)
August 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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3rd grade reading.
August 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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The NCWHL annual Give Hockey a Try Day was a smashing success. 35 new skaters, 11 new goalies. This is inclusion at its finest for women in sports. Know what it's like to live life as a woman? Join us!

#HockeyForWomen #NeverTooOld
#NoGatekeeping
#TransWelcome
August 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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The Epstein records were sealed by a judge until after Ghislaine's trial. They were not unsealed until January 2024. Trump...ran on a platform promising to release the files. THEN blocked them.
August 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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From the title I had to leave this here.
Sparrow talking to Crow. Do you believe in God? You mean like a giant crow in the sky who watches over us? Sure I guess. You think God is a crow? Of course. What else would he be? I don't know, a sparrow? A sparrow? That's dumb. Heh yeah. (Crow flies off.) You will burn in Sparrow hell.
August 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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If you read A Handmaid's Tale you will appreciate Proof of Origin. It is the near now version of the consequences occurring to American politics. And really well written.
A book cover "Proof of Origin" by M. N. Lee.
July 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Paramount is already failing.
A screenshot from Yahoo finance showing Paramount global down at $12.99 from a high of over $60 just 4 years ago.
July 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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From the newspaper The Onion, nine adorable dog pictures with the headline: Nations dogs vow to keep their shit together during 4th of July fireworks.
July 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Two cartoon stick figures talking. "So have you decided on your Independence Day resolutions yet?" "my...what?" "You know - like what specific Injustice is do you plan to rebel against in the coming year?"
July 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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I am all for banning athletes with unfair competitive advantage over their field. That's why we should immediately been Rich children from All Sports. Top notch equipment? Private coaches? Travel leagues? I'm sorry if this offends you but that's just not natural. That's just not how Sports was when I was growing up. Won't someone think of the children?
June 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Ted Buckland from TV show Scrubs: "Oh come on! A good lawyer couldn't win this case."
June 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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I admit it. I love sharing all of the stories of men and women competing. Because there are still so many people out there that believe that men are automatically better at everything than women.
In 1931 a 17 year old girl struck out both Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig. A few days later, the baseball commissioner voided her contract and declared baseball too strenuous for women.
June 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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June 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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June 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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June 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Image is a rough figure drawing poking the NRA seal with a stick. "C'mon do a resist tyranny."
June 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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I would never ever advocate for theft of property or vandalism. That would be wrong.
The picture of the underside of a car with the caption: I don't know who needs to hear this but ICE vehicles have catalytic converters.
June 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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We remember Kristi.
Kristi Noem tweet from Biden era: if Joe Biden federalizes the national guard, that would be a direct attack on states rights. We've seen Democrats take away our freedom of religion, assembly and speech we can't let them take away our right to defend ourselves too. SD defends the Constitution.
June 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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A news 4 screenshot of a commercial kitchen. The tagline reads, "Popcorn Shortage Concerns."
June 6, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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My friend the therapist this the millennial bisexual awakening.
"My sexual orientation is the cast of The mummy from 1999." It is followed by five hot pictures of the actors and actresses from that delicious movie. And we all suddenly agree just looking at them.
June 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Kamala is talking on a phone informally legs akimbo, sipping a latte: "He said I caused him mental anguish." Hillary is on the other end: "That makes him a soft taco.'
June 4, 2025 at 5:08 AM