Monday: tell rich friends to “buy low”.
Monday: roll back tariffs and watch stocks rise.
Monday: tell rich friends to sell high.
Tuesday: reinstate tariffs and watch stocks tank.
Tuesday: tell rich friends to “buy low”.
Wednesday: reinstate tariffs…
…[cycle continues]
Monday: tell rich friends to “buy low”.
Monday: roll back tariffs and watch stocks rise.
Monday: tell rich friends to sell high.
Tuesday: reinstate tariffs and watch stocks tank.
Tuesday: tell rich friends to “buy low”.
Wednesday: reinstate tariffs…
…[cycle continues]