jeannepecan
@jeannepecan.bsky.social
She/her
Free Palestine. Punch Nazis
Abortion is healthcare.
Just try to be a little kinder today, after punching a Nazi.
Free Palestine. Punch Nazis
Abortion is healthcare.
Just try to be a little kinder today, after punching a Nazi.
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jeannepecan
@jeannepecan.bsky.social
· Jan 22
This is Twig, dryer installation inspector. #CatsOfBlueSky
And that was about the time I realized I could either *watch* #TheWitcher or I could *play* The Witcher, but I could not do both in tandem.
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
And that was about the time I realized I could either *watch* #TheWitcher or I could *play* The Witcher, but I could not do both in tandem.
Is the outfit Gwen Stefani circa 1997 levels of adorable? Yes.
Are wide leg black linen pants appropriate for a November morning hike in the North Carolina woods?? Absolutely not. #fashion
Are wide leg black linen pants appropriate for a November morning hike in the North Carolina woods?? Absolutely not. #fashion
November 18, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Is the outfit Gwen Stefani circa 1997 levels of adorable? Yes.
Are wide leg black linen pants appropriate for a November morning hike in the North Carolina woods?? Absolutely not. #fashion
Are wide leg black linen pants appropriate for a November morning hike in the North Carolina woods?? Absolutely not. #fashion
Today, my brain couldn’t find the word “ingredient,” so she helpfully replaced it with “spiritual.”
October 15, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Today, my brain couldn’t find the word “ingredient,” so she helpfully replaced it with “spiritual.”
I’M NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING.
October 10, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I’M NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING.
I am genuinely concerned for #MarjorieTaylorGreene. Did she have a stroke? Does she have a tumor? Like, I’ll take whatever basic human decency she’s gonna grow, but also maybe an MRI is in order??
October 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I am genuinely concerned for #MarjorieTaylorGreene. Did she have a stroke? Does she have a tumor? Like, I’ll take whatever basic human decency she’s gonna grow, but also maybe an MRI is in order??
Charlie Kirk spent a solid third of his life spreading disinformation and hate. He got exactly what he was asking for. He got exactly what he deserved.
September 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Charlie Kirk spent a solid third of his life spreading disinformation and hate. He got exactly what he was asking for. He got exactly what he deserved.
Dear every Democrat texting me for money,
When you start proving you can do something useful and worthwhile with money, I’ll start sending you money again. Until then, all you have is my vote.
Signed,
A leftist who’s over this shit #BlueNoMatterWho, but #YouGottaEarnTheGreen
When you start proving you can do something useful and worthwhile with money, I’ll start sending you money again. Until then, all you have is my vote.
Signed,
A leftist who’s over this shit #BlueNoMatterWho, but #YouGottaEarnTheGreen
August 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Dear every Democrat texting me for money,
When you start proving you can do something useful and worthwhile with money, I’ll start sending you money again. Until then, all you have is my vote.
Signed,
A leftist who’s over this shit #BlueNoMatterWho, but #YouGottaEarnTheGreen
When you start proving you can do something useful and worthwhile with money, I’ll start sending you money again. Until then, all you have is my vote.
Signed,
A leftist who’s over this shit #BlueNoMatterWho, but #YouGottaEarnTheGreen
Is it false fall? Yes
Am I still ABSOLUTELY FREAKING HERE FOR IT? Also yes
Am I still ABSOLUTELY FREAKING HERE FOR IT? Also yes
August 3, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Is it false fall? Yes
Am I still ABSOLUTELY FREAKING HERE FOR IT? Also yes
Am I still ABSOLUTELY FREAKING HERE FOR IT? Also yes
What’s a girl gotta do to get some Mint Mojito Orbit these days??
July 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
What’s a girl gotta do to get some Mint Mojito Orbit these days??
No me screaming across #FiveBelow “because we don’t support #TERFs, that’s why!”
May 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
No me screaming across #FiveBelow “because we don’t support #TERFs, that’s why!”
May 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Do we *know* JD Vance didn’t kill the pope?? Meh. Yes.
Is that going to stop us from saying it?? Absolutely not.
Is that going to stop us from saying it?? Absolutely not.
April 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Do we *know* JD Vance didn’t kill the pope?? Meh. Yes.
Is that going to stop us from saying it?? Absolutely not.
Is that going to stop us from saying it?? Absolutely not.
April 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
@mapquest.com $2 a month?? Can’t I just give you $25 for the year?? Like I’ll even pay the buck extra for the convenience of not having to remember a $2 draft every month. Yea? No? Think about it??
April 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
@mapquest.com $2 a month?? Can’t I just give you $25 for the year?? Like I’ll even pay the buck extra for the convenience of not having to remember a $2 draft every month. Yea? No? Think about it??
When I tell you #ClothDiapers are the investment that keep paying out…
(Three little chicks huddled up in a #kissaluvs fitted with a heating pad)
(Three little chicks huddled up in a #kissaluvs fitted with a heating pad)
April 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
When I tell you #ClothDiapers are the investment that keep paying out…
(Three little chicks huddled up in a #kissaluvs fitted with a heating pad)
(Three little chicks huddled up in a #kissaluvs fitted with a heating pad)
Not me moved almost to tears while listening to my perfectly imperfect potato sing along to Welcome to the Black Parade.
April 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Not me moved almost to tears while listening to my perfectly imperfect potato sing along to Welcome to the Black Parade.
Okay so #MorganWallen is kind of a piece of shit. Gotcha.
April 1, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Okay so #MorganWallen is kind of a piece of shit. Gotcha.
What’s happening to my car right now is obscene:
March 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
What’s happening to my car right now is obscene:
Texas DOC doesn’t want the mess.
BREAKING: Texas board denies parole for Yolanda Saldívar, who was convicted of killing Tejano music icon Selena in 1995.
The woman who killed Tejano music icon Selena in 1995 has been denied parole
Yolanda Saldívar, who has served nearly three decades in prison for killing Tejano music legend Selena Quintanilla-Perez, has been denied parole by a Texas board.
bit.ly
March 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Texas DOC doesn’t want the mess.
Dear Mr. @benstiller.redhour.com , respectfully and five days late, what in the actual fuck.
#severance
#severance
March 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Dear Mr. @benstiller.redhour.com , respectfully and five days late, what in the actual fuck.
#severance
#severance
Ten thousand year might give you such a crick in the neck, but ten thousand dollars will ABSOLUTELY give you a heart attack.
March 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Ten thousand year might give you such a crick in the neck, but ten thousand dollars will ABSOLUTELY give you a heart attack.
The Western Sizzlin’ is next to the skating rink and across from the Books-A-Million. What year is it in Rocky Mount??
March 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The Western Sizzlin’ is next to the skating rink and across from the Books-A-Million. What year is it in Rocky Mount??
Dear #BrianBabin, I have not been a resident of your district for almost 20 years, and I have never been your constituent. Stop wasting money trying to contact me. For the love of all the gods.
March 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Dear #BrianBabin, I have not been a resident of your district for almost 20 years, and I have never been your constituent. Stop wasting money trying to contact me. For the love of all the gods.
Dear Mister Winston,
I appreciate the effort, but the pollen beat you to it. Def prefer you tho.
I appreciate the effort, but the pollen beat you to it. Def prefer you tho.
This is Mister Winston. He is here to remind you that spring is just around the corner, and brighter days are ahead. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday
March 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Dear Mister Winston,
I appreciate the effort, but the pollen beat you to it. Def prefer you tho.
I appreciate the effort, but the pollen beat you to it. Def prefer you tho.
Slapstick Fascism is stil fascism.
March 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Slapstick Fascism is stil fascism.