Citing the Deep Magic for the good of others!

I too vote cow.

I really liked it.

Having avoiding mulching previously, I accidentally drained a local aquifer or something by accidentally hitting Adobe’s new AI button while closing a PDF. It summarized the doc. It is… not ready for fiction/Ding Dong It Was Wrong.

So many occasions to just shut up!

+1 point for Tiffany Probleming, carry on

Yeeeessss!!!!! So many congrats!

HOLY FORKING OPAQUE TIGHTS AND A BERET!

Someone kindly laid out the rules for bredlik here! It’s a surprisingly difficult form and you KNOW how I feel about prosody.

yeahwrite.me/writing-help...

*passes your favorite kind of pickle so you can make a lovely cold plate out of whoever tried to make you their scapegoat*
The thing about cold plates is they hold until after a nice bath.
I hope the universe stops poking you very quickly. We have a list of people wanting poking.

If venting helps you, please do vent away! Other options include A Stupid Walk Around the Stupid Block but I think it's halfway midnight there, so maybe go for whatever beverage is the least effort and you can imagine drowning petty foes in.

But you’re looking at material to be writing! Huzzah!

Trusting formerly-trusty humans is how you end up peeled of your lovely copper and onyx coat and forced to wear something from Aldi, duh.

The things they did Throwback Style when they put out the Gender-Sensitive Ed. baffle me. Whole swathes were less wonky in 1917. (And I’m not a rabbi! I just feed/water/brush/walk rabbis! I don’t need to source and commentate weekly to get paid!)

I want to see if I can stream that here! I saw they had Fewer White Folks and Also Maybe Really Lesbian Doctors in the Basement!

Sometime after we had a child I discovered many of my childhood comfort books are scaldingly colonialist and racist but I thiiiiink I am safe saying Ballet Shoes.

This your photograph on the dashboard?

Frankly I am 44 and do not want to be moved on from the children’s table! I am glad the party went to plan.