Je suis debout corrigé.

Lol very well done.

We will have to disagree on this. It's not about choice, it's about the concentration level required to adjudicate about 300 pitches correctly for a period that extends into most people's bedtimes. Most misses happen late in games for that reason. Also, the TV box isn't always right...

Read this on The Athletic first early this morning-bit of a gut punch the day after being swept. Peralta alluded to it in his post-series interview. I understand how it works, but it sucks...he's a great pitcher and seems like a quality human and I hope he gets his. Oh and you hate my team Keith.

Incredibly, it worked. Because sometimes in baseball, the lights-out young reliever coughs up a run and the older, not-so-lights out reliever escapes a jam. Odds were against either of those things happening, but they did...baseball.

Your cat hates my team too Keith

Gave my wife flowers just now as a sorry for being a stressed-out dick today and in anticipation of a possible Brewers loss...

I wonder if HP umpire Alan Porter wants to get off this merry-go-round now. Been doing a bang-up job IMO.

Ah yes. My bad.

Going on memory...but hadn't you once called R1-R2 with no outs the only acceptable time to sac bunt?

Am I wrong in thinking the vast majority of MLB managers would have walked Ohtani as well?

IS BECAUSE YOU HATE MY TEAM KEITH

The offence is compounded when the word "professional" is used twice in one's blurb, in two consecutive lines, right atop each other...

Constant music fits in well with Banana Ball. It does not fit in for people who love baseball, and not where innumerable amounts of money (yes, sadly, betting included) depend on outcomes...

Love the ZZ Top Easter egg very late in the whole thing - when everybody's just speed-reading to get to the finish line. And you still hate my team.

(Grumpy smurf voice) I hate SSS! And Keith still hates my team.

This is why we can't have nice things, part 1,442,676.

I now catch myself skipping the intro, and purposely going back to the intro, so as not to fulfill your prophecy... :)