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Jeanette
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A picture of baby Mario checking his blind spot in a Mario kart
August 9, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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A black packet of cigarettes with an image of a whale on them. A banner across the whale reads: the sea hates a coward.
May 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Everything reminds me of her:
February 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Imagining a chapter of Nona the Ninth where Harrow and John discover the remains of an elaborate halloween display. Harrow's initial fascination with the twelve foot tall skeleton turns into horror as she discovers this:
two skeletons lean on each other while sitting on a curb stone. One of the skeletons has bone tits to indicate that it is a woman skeleton. A caption posted from tumbler describes the bone titties as an indication of how terrifying straight people are.
October 17, 2024 at 3:28 PM
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Sometimes
A person wearing convertible pants, but one leg has been unzipped and removed.
May 30, 2024 at 8:01 PM
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IIRC that was also her goal celebration in the 2021 semifinal against San Diego
April 28, 2024 at 12:27 PM
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No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist, who is it?
Agnes Varda and Frankenberry are standing together in a bare hallway.
March 18, 2024 at 2:51 AM
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What my daughter said when I showed her a note I had written in cursive:
Lined paper with I cannot read cursed writing written on it in cursive
February 15, 2024 at 2:28 AM
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If you recognize this game, comment with your favorite aarp benefit.
Rogue, a DOS dungeon crawler game from the mid eighties
October 12, 2023 at 6:20 PM
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The chaser energy that Paul Muldoon manifested by publishing this poem shortly after the release of the crying game.
As he knelt by the grave of his mother and father the taste of dill, or tarragon- he could barely tell one from the other filled his mouth. It seemed as if he might smother. Why should he be stricken with grief, not for his mother and father, but a woman slinking from the fur of a sea-otter in Portland, Maine, or, yes, Portland, Oregon- he could barely tell one from the other and why should he now savour the tang of her, her little pickled gherkin, as he knelt by the grave of his mother and father?
August 24, 2023 at 1:05 AM
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Reintroduction thread!

name: Jeanette
pronouns: she/her
location: PDX
hobbies: reading queer lit, playing soccer, baking, writing

quote skeet with your info!
August 18, 2023 at 9:34 PM