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Jean Couch
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Emo on Bluesky (but not on the other site)
Sure am glad the woman in that peloton ad has 18+ hours a day to workout
November 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
K-PAX Demon Hunters
October 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Men who flush the urinal half way through peeing and then again when you're done please explain your thought process thanks
October 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Still not really sure the point of making humans run a Steeplechase race?
September 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
In comparison to the cost of everything else entertainment wise, movie tickets no longer seem that outrageously priced
August 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
#TBT when they used to give you a copy of the newspaper at drive thru oil change places
August 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
It's 2025: How has Robot Horse Racing not taken the place of Real Horse Racing by now?
August 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Love it when bugs run away from all their problems (sit on your car window while you drive across town a la humans hiding in train cars)
August 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
@kevinpdevine.bsky.social please Give Gotye A Chance! 🙏🙏🙏
July 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Imagine losing 3 games in 2 days to the Orioles
July 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Artificial banana flavoring now tastes more like bananas than real bananas do
July 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Superstar hockey bro in my town needs to get traded so that the media can rollout the headline of: Goner McTraded
June 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Time to rename #florida HockeyTown
June 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
After 32 years of careful deliberation I have unfortunately decided that no, I am not going to go Lenny Kravitz's way
June 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Toyota Wallander
June 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Your fridge can break at any time with no notice. You should always have a spare one onsite at your home at all times to swap in and be back up and running in minutes, think about it
May 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
May 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Nice to know I never have to actually watch a rigged game in the rigged NBA ever again
May 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Ant Man would be the #1 super hero if instead of fighting crime he just went around and cleared out all of our sinuses
May 12, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Least cool athletes: hockey players
May 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Is it better to have a hobby that you absolutely love practicing, but struggle to translate the practice into "real life" success. Basically spending a lot of time to be mediocre at something. Or...
April 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM