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no relation to the muscles from Brussels
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Lately there has been an insane amount of baseless accusations thrown around regarding my involvement in Dog Prisons. I wanted to avoid addressing this issue so as to not dignify such spurious lies, but due to the ongoing pressure on my family, I feel I must make a statement. Dog Prison, (cont. 1/9)
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Lately there has been an insane amount of baseless accusations thrown around regarding my involvement in Dog Prisons. I wanted to avoid addressing this issue so as to not dignify such spurious lies, but due to the ongoing pressure on my family, I feel I must make a statement. Dog Prison, (cont. 1/9)
I am being questioned by authorities regarding my knowledge of and involvement with so-called “Dog Prisons”
November 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I am being questioned by authorities regarding my knowledge of and involvement with so-called “Dog Prisons”
I’ve been sent to dog prison
November 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I’ve been sent to dog prison
Please, Mr. Awful Shits was my father. Call me Commodore Awful Shits.
November 20, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Please, Mr. Awful Shits was my father. Call me Commodore Awful Shits.
Take him to dog jail
November 19, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Take him to dog jail
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Fun fact: there are 82 players on rosters right now that were born AFTER LeBron James made his NBA debut on Oct 29, 2003.
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Fun fact: there are 82 players on rosters right now that were born AFTER LeBron James made his NBA debut on Oct 29, 2003.
My wife does not cherish my many francophonic sons
November 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
My wife does not cherish my many francophonic sons
Really hoping that the national profile of the Spurs and Wemby clues more people in to how delightful De'Aaron Fox is
November 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Really hoping that the national profile of the Spurs and Wemby clues more people in to how delightful De'Aaron Fox is
Bob and weave :: Bop and weef
November 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Bob and weave :: Bop and weef
Some days I log on and like a bunch of stuff. Other days I log on and like few, if any, posts. I’m keeping you on your toes.
November 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Some days I log on and like a bunch of stuff. Other days I log on and like few, if any, posts. I’m keeping you on your toes.
Prisoner of London but it’s Noodles & Co.
November 4, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Prisoner of London but it’s Noodles & Co.
Butterfinger bar the size of a shoebox
November 4, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Butterfinger bar the size of a shoebox
I was given a free sandwich (?)
November 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I was given a free sandwich (?)
Somehow I have racked up like 5 Ls to the time change
November 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Somehow I have racked up like 5 Ls to the time change
I ordered noodles for lunch at work. I’m living large! But they weren’t ready at the alleged time when I arrived for pickup. So the restaurant gave me a free Dr Pepper! And more time chilling on break. So victories all around.
October 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I ordered noodles for lunch at work. I’m living large! But they weren’t ready at the alleged time when I arrived for pickup. So the restaurant gave me a free Dr Pepper! And more time chilling on break. So victories all around.
The McLaughlin/Biyombo pick-and-roll is a sign of strength; a predator feigns weakness to plant hope in its prey, enlivening mealtime.
October 28, 2025 at 1:01 PM
The McLaughlin/Biyombo pick-and-roll is a sign of strength; a predator feigns weakness to plant hope in its prey, enlivening mealtime.
Submerged in the tub like the sly Nile crocodile, I watch my wife apply makeup and gird herself for daily battle.
October 28, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Submerged in the tub like the sly Nile crocodile, I watch my wife apply makeup and gird herself for daily battle.
Live by the Kyshawn… die by the George
October 27, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Live by the Kyshawn… die by the George
The fact that there are two Nick Caves is tough on me, personally. But it’s helpful that one self-labels, at least in part, as “Bad”
October 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The fact that there are two Nick Caves is tough on me, personally. But it’s helpful that one self-labels, at least in part, as “Bad”
early criticism of NBA on Prime: Terrible floor balance. Blake + UD is super-redundant, and neither is a true 5 next to Dirk. I don't know if we can depend on Rooks to be an elite wing stopper at this point in her career, so who is picking up opposing guards—Steve Nash?
October 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
early criticism of NBA on Prime: Terrible floor balance. Blake + UD is super-redundant, and neither is a true 5 next to Dirk. I don't know if we can depend on Rooks to be an elite wing stopper at this point in her career, so who is picking up opposing guards—Steve Nash?
bros im pretty sad re: sports betting
October 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
bros im pretty sad re: sports betting
Only one woman can save us from DraftKings upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co...
October 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Only one woman can save us from DraftKings upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co...
I think the White House demolition discourse misses the most important point: only a deranged tyrant willingly subjects people to more construction
October 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I think the White House demolition discourse misses the most important point: only a deranged tyrant willingly subjects people to more construction