Happily Retired MJ
@je2nifer.bsky.social
Good humor makes all things tolerable! Exploring my next chapter. My views are my own. (#)RetiredAF
Have y'all ever just wanted to put a straw in the tequila bottle and start drinking??
Yeah. That's my week.
Yeah. That's my week.
June 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Have y'all ever just wanted to put a straw in the tequila bottle and start drinking??
Yeah. That's my week.
Yeah. That's my week.
May 29, 2025 at 12:03 PM
This morning I made the egregious mistake of pouring my coffee too loudly. My cat started and lifted his head just enough to give me some epic side eye.
I’m now scared he will get his revenge tonight while I’m sleeping.😳
I’m now scared he will get his revenge tonight while I’m sleeping.😳
March 26, 2025 at 11:29 AM
This morning I made the egregious mistake of pouring my coffee too loudly. My cat started and lifted his head just enough to give me some epic side eye.
I’m now scared he will get his revenge tonight while I’m sleeping.😳
I’m now scared he will get his revenge tonight while I’m sleeping.😳
I hate when I can tell that I’m not gonna sleep. Before I even go to bed!
I just want to skip the tossing and turning and fast forward to the morning and drinking coffee.
I just want to skip the tossing and turning and fast forward to the morning and drinking coffee.
March 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I hate when I can tell that I’m not gonna sleep. Before I even go to bed!
I just want to skip the tossing and turning and fast forward to the morning and drinking coffee.
I just want to skip the tossing and turning and fast forward to the morning and drinking coffee.
Never underestimate park rangers!
January 27, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Never underestimate park rangers!
Thank goodness I have this cute, furry face to help keep me sane 😊
January 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Thank goodness I have this cute, furry face to help keep me sane 😊
I don’t have enough tequila for this shit.
January 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I don’t have enough tequila for this shit.
Wow. My cat can shoot me some epic side eye when I sneeze. All because I woke him up 🤷♀️
January 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Wow. My cat can shoot me some epic side eye when I sneeze. All because I woke him up 🤷♀️
December 26, 2024 at 8:48 PM
I've been catted by this adorable fiend! Now I can't get up and refill my mug of mulled wine!!
December 13, 2024 at 6:06 PM
I've been catted by this adorable fiend! Now I can't get up and refill my mug of mulled wine!!
December 3, 2024 at 11:55 PM
I've been catted...again.
Darn.
Darn.
November 24, 2024 at 11:48 PM
I've been catted...again.
Darn.
Darn.
TFW you've been catted...and you can't decide if you should risk standing up or just keep your peace until the cat decides to move
November 23, 2024 at 3:47 AM
TFW you've been catted...and you can't decide if you should risk standing up or just keep your peace until the cat decides to move
Hey, anyone seen Murph?? I can't find him....
November 13, 2024 at 12:22 PM
Hey, anyone seen Murph?? I can't find him....
The perfect mug for sipping tea doesn't exis...
December 5, 2023 at 8:44 PM
The perfect mug for sipping tea doesn't exis...
Murph may need to work on his hiding skills...
November 2, 2023 at 11:49 PM
Murph may need to work on his hiding skills...
When it comes to my mom (85 y/o), I'm a 1-woman crisis response team. And because of dementia, she has a lot of crises. 😕
October 16, 2023 at 7:51 PM
When it comes to my mom (85 y/o), I'm a 1-woman crisis response team. And because of dementia, she has a lot of crises. 😕
How can I be irritated with him for waking me up at 5:30 on a Sunday when he curls up with me like this for his post-breakfast snooze?
#MorningsWithMurph
#MorningsWithMurph
October 8, 2023 at 11:54 AM
How can I be irritated with him for waking me up at 5:30 on a Sunday when he curls up with me like this for his post-breakfast snooze?
#MorningsWithMurph
#MorningsWithMurph
The most interesting cat in the world.
#MorningsWithMurph
#MorningsWithMurph
October 2, 2023 at 2:54 PM
The most interesting cat in the world.
#MorningsWithMurph
#MorningsWithMurph
#MorningsWithMurph
Murph: MEOW (“I have to poop!”)
Me: it’s okay, you can go ahead and poop
Murph: MEOW (no, really…I have to poop!)
Me: go ahead, your litter box is clean
Murph: MEOW (“I pooped!”)
Me: okay, I’ll clean your litter box…good boy!
Murph: <purrs> (“I am god.”)
Murph: MEOW (“I have to poop!”)
Me: it’s okay, you can go ahead and poop
Murph: MEOW (no, really…I have to poop!)
Me: go ahead, your litter box is clean
Murph: MEOW (“I pooped!”)
Me: okay, I’ll clean your litter box…good boy!
Murph: <purrs> (“I am god.”)
September 26, 2023 at 12:17 PM
#MorningsWithMurph
Murph: MEOW (“I have to poop!”)
Me: it’s okay, you can go ahead and poop
Murph: MEOW (no, really…I have to poop!)
Me: go ahead, your litter box is clean
Murph: MEOW (“I pooped!”)
Me: okay, I’ll clean your litter box…good boy!
Murph: <purrs> (“I am god.”)
Murph: MEOW (“I have to poop!”)
Me: it’s okay, you can go ahead and poop
Murph: MEOW (no, really…I have to poop!)
Me: go ahead, your litter box is clean
Murph: MEOW (“I pooped!”)
Me: okay, I’ll clean your litter box…good boy!
Murph: <purrs> (“I am god.”)
Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now:
- Air Force Officer
- assistant technical director for a professional ballet company
- stage manager
- Switchboard operator for a university
- YMCA camp counselor
- Air Force Officer
- assistant technical director for a professional ballet company
- stage manager
- Switchboard operator for a university
- YMCA camp counselor
September 25, 2023 at 1:30 AM
Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now:
- Air Force Officer
- assistant technical director for a professional ballet company
- stage manager
- Switchboard operator for a university
- YMCA camp counselor
- Air Force Officer
- assistant technical director for a professional ballet company
- stage manager
- Switchboard operator for a university
- YMCA camp counselor
#MorningsWithMurph
September 23, 2023 at 12:15 PM
#MorningsWithMurph
Look at this adorable face!
#MorningsWithMurph
#MorningsWithMurph
September 12, 2023 at 11:51 AM
Look at this adorable face!
#MorningsWithMurph
#MorningsWithMurph
*THUMP*
Am I horrible for chuckling whenever Murph forgets he’s watching the sparrows and lizards through the window? But the passion with which he launches himself at them is admirable.
Am I horrible for chuckling whenever Murph forgets he’s watching the sparrows and lizards through the window? But the passion with which he launches himself at them is admirable.
September 12, 2023 at 12:10 AM
*THUMP*
Am I horrible for chuckling whenever Murph forgets he’s watching the sparrows and lizards through the window? But the passion with which he launches himself at them is admirable.
Am I horrible for chuckling whenever Murph forgets he’s watching the sparrows and lizards through the window? But the passion with which he launches himself at them is admirable.