John Wells
@jdubmo.bsky.social
Missouri realist, naturalist, statesman, educator.
Good morning, Christians. Today, you should ask Jesus for forgiveness for voting to put the AntiChrist in the White House.
December 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Good morning, Christians. Today, you should ask Jesus for forgiveness for voting to put the AntiChrist in the White House.
At best, he's complicit in trafficking. At worse, he's a pedophile. We all know the answer already. He told us. They just let you do it.
December 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
At best, he's complicit in trafficking. At worse, he's a pedophile. We all know the answer already. He told us. They just let you do it.
Good morning to everyone except Clark Hunt.
December 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Good morning to everyone except Clark Hunt.
Tell me there is a cover up without telling me there is a cover up.
December 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Tell me there is a cover up without telling me there is a cover up.
What is Trump hiding from you? The Swamp. And he's in it.
December 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
What is Trump hiding from you? The Swamp. And he's in it.
Wait, we're all paying higher tariff prices so he can hand out bonuses? Uh, no.
December 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Wait, we're all paying higher tariff prices so he can hand out bonuses? Uh, no.
I think we were just bribed and gas-lighted by a speedballing president like no one has ever seen before.
December 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I think we were just bribed and gas-lighted by a speedballing president like no one has ever seen before.
Oh. Venezuela stole our oil that's under their country. Sounds like Iraq 2.0.
December 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Oh. Venezuela stole our oil that's under their country. Sounds like Iraq 2.0.
I bet the Trump presidency ends with him fleeing the country.
December 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I bet the Trump presidency ends with him fleeing the country.
If anyone is deranged, it's the president. Invoke the 25th now.
December 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
If anyone is deranged, it's the president. Invoke the 25th now.
Trump plan was to make everything worse so he could take credit for it getting better. HE DID THIS.
December 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Trump plan was to make everything worse so he could take credit for it getting better. HE DID THIS.
Sleepy Donnie 2-Dolls says you don't need pencils. Or Healthcare.
December 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Sleepy Donnie 2-Dolls says you don't need pencils. Or Healthcare.
Tom Cotton just disgraced himself on national TV. He's violated two oaths. Shameful.
December 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Tom Cotton just disgraced himself on national TV. He's violated two oaths. Shameful.
Hey Pete Hegseth... the Fog of War is NOT actual fog. Fucking idiot.
December 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Hey Pete Hegseth... the Fog of War is NOT actual fog. Fucking idiot.
Hey Marco, Sleepy Don needs a diaper change.
December 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Hey Marco, Sleepy Don needs a diaper change.
We are definitely not safe with Kristi Noem as DHS Secretary. She barely knows English.
November 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
We are definitely not safe with Kristi Noem as DHS Secretary. She barely knows English.
After watching for nearly a year, I have zero confidence in ANY of these clowns in the Trump administration. Shame.
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
After watching for nearly a year, I have zero confidence in ANY of these clowns in the Trump administration. Shame.
I just paid $200 for a new truck battery. #trumpinflation
November 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I just paid $200 for a new truck battery. #trumpinflation
Last winter, a truckload of firewood was $50. This year, it's $70. FUT!
November 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Last winter, a truckload of firewood was $50. This year, it's $70. FUT!
Did you hear Trump cured autism? He's been working in it for 20 years.
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Did you hear Trump cured autism? He's been working in it for 20 years.
You can't just kill people, even if you suspect they are criminals.
November 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
You can't just kill people, even if you suspect they are criminals.
Sleepy Donnie Two-Dolls is lying to you about the cost of Thanksgiving dinner. Has he no shame?
November 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Sleepy Donnie Two-Dolls is lying to you about the cost of Thanksgiving dinner. Has he no shame?
When the people have nothing to eat, they will eat the rich.
November 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
When the people have nothing to eat, they will eat the rich.
Hakeem Jeffries 2027
November 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Hakeem Jeffries 2027