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I once politely asked a woman if I could “borrow” her small child to get a box of tea from the very back of the lowest shelf. She obliged me and I thanked them profusely.
August 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I once politely asked a woman if I could “borrow” her small child to get a box of tea from the very back of the lowest shelf. She obliged me and I thanked them profusely.
I want to paper my walls with these beautiful paintings.
July 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I want to paper my walls with these beautiful paintings.
I could put strychnine in the guacamole.
July 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I could put strychnine in the guacamole.
“I’d buy that for a dollar.” (Robocop)
July 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
“I’d buy that for a dollar.” (Robocop)
They should have been shut down after that fake account fraud nonsense.
June 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
They should have been shut down after that fake account fraud nonsense.
Big Brother Is Watching
May 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Big Brother Is Watching
With a beret worn at a rakish angle.
April 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
With a beret worn at a rakish angle.
My fantasy is the ICC gets him on election interference or hell, international RICO charges and he ends up facing Jack Smith in The Hague.
March 2, 2025 at 1:06 AM
My fantasy is the ICC gets him on election interference or hell, international RICO charges and he ends up facing Jack Smith in The Hague.
I love them as long as they’re cooked.
February 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I love them as long as they’re cooked.
I don’t understand why Red Delicious are still available in stores - who’s buying them? They suck. Any other apple is a better choice.
January 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I don’t understand why Red Delicious are still available in stores - who’s buying them? They suck. Any other apple is a better choice.
Shit, I block people just for being boring.
January 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Shit, I block people just for being boring.