JD Vance's Couch
@jdscouch.bsky.social
Stopping the destruction of democracy by the man who destroyed me.
Great. Does that mean Coleman is finished?
November 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Great. Does that mean Coleman is finished?
Time for a lawsuit that makes Mark sell his yacht
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Time for a lawsuit that makes Mark sell his yacht
Why do you still allow Scott Jennings and Kevin O'Leary to get air time?
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Why do you still allow Scott Jennings and Kevin O'Leary to get air time?
This is what happens when you elect a white supremcist and have a neo Nazi secretary of defense
November 20, 2025 at 9:49 PM
This is what happens when you elect a white supremcist and have a neo Nazi secretary of defense
No...he was with me
November 19, 2025 at 11:17 AM
No...he was with me
I can confirm that this is accurate
October 31, 2025 at 10:26 AM
I can confirm that this is accurate
Does that mean Andrew will now sleep on a couch?
October 31, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Does that mean Andrew will now sleep on a couch?
No one who advocates for that should hold the title Dr.
I suggest we now call him Oz the Terrible
I suggest we now call him Oz the Terrible
October 30, 2025 at 11:02 AM
No one who advocates for that should hold the title Dr.
I suggest we now call him Oz the Terrible
I suggest we now call him Oz the Terrible
If you had to be locked up in a home for a weekend... this would be a good one to be in
October 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
If you had to be locked up in a home for a weekend... this would be a good one to be in
My cushions don't look that bad.
October 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
My cushions don't look that bad.
Maybe don't support Trump if you care about your family
October 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Maybe don't support Trump if you care about your family
This post is too much for me ...
October 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
This post is too much for me ...
Didn't you read that lead helps speed the electrical signals in the prefrontal cortex...
October 16, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Didn't you read that lead helps speed the electrical signals in the prefrontal cortex...
Get lost you moron
October 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Get lost you moron
Puffy men and puffy couches have their secrets
October 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Puffy men and puffy couches have their secrets
You can see the fear in his eyes. Definitely not trained.
October 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
You can see the fear in his eyes. Definitely not trained.
Washed up baseball player
October 1, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Washed up baseball player
The start would have been the revocation of the Fairness Doctrine
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairnes...
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairnes...
Fairness doctrine - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org
September 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The start would have been the revocation of the Fairness Doctrine
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairnes...
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairnes...
The start would have been the revocation of the Fairness Doctrine
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairnes...
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairnes...
Fairness doctrine - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org
September 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The start would have been the revocation of the Fairness Doctrine
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairnes...
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairnes...
Any man who defiles an innocent couch is unfit to be president
September 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Any man who defiles an innocent couch is unfit to be president
He confirmed RFK. So if they are dumbasses, so is he
September 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
He confirmed RFK. So if they are dumbasses, so is he
To be fair, it's tough to fool all of the people all of the time...
September 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
To be fair, it's tough to fool all of the people all of the time...
Walt Disney was a supporter of Hitler
September 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Walt Disney was a supporter of Hitler