Raised to smile, born to pout.

Right there with you.

Really?! Gosh I feel crazy because I genuinely do not get the appeal. I get zero natural talent from him. He gives me "we need boys for our High School Play so let's rope in some non-theater boys to blandly deliver their lines"

That whole album start to finish was great to me.

And no don't do the "yeah I know its not impressive I'm a mess! They were wrong XD" you're trying to do it again.

You aren't Juno, you aren't in an indie movie. No one's charmed by you or thinks your an intellectual tortured by a lack of motivation. You just have this personality. That's it.

We get it, you're character in an indie movie. You probably have a lot of punchy sarcasm and pithy observations on the world.

You're bland and of average intelligence. Some underpaid teacher just thought you were creative or had a nerdy interest in schoolwork/reading. No one's impressed.

Reminds me of the reverse effect when a popular YouTuber asks a question online looking for only experienced answers and reply-guys just Google the question and then just type out what Google says for that sweet sweet crumb of attention from their fave creator

I've been meaning to try that forever. Without nostalgia do you think it holds up?

He was the most bland, boring character on GoT so why stop now

Also, this "it's just for loose ideas, barely anything at all!" Oh! Okay, cool. The get rid of it and promise to not use it if its so inconsequential and only brings bad P.R. ...like this is a no-brainer right?

Try not to let the hate get you down! You're a triple threat funny, cute, threatening. Sending you good vibes....or else.

That's what's perfect for me as someone that only finds big men attractive. Almost everyone is three times my size, so to me you are an actual Minotaur (complimentary)

Me doing this but only in order of hotness.

Also just word salad here. Like fundamentally they aren't even really saying anything.