Oh, so now Trump’s the undercover superhero who took down Epstein? According to Mike Johnson and MAGA Twitter, we’re supposed to believe he’s James Bond, Scooby-Doo, and the Pope—all rolled into one spray-tanned package?
Child, this is just QAnon: The Sequel—same tired script, new clown shoes.

Trump braggin’ about brokering peace in a war he started is like fartin’ in an elevator and then actin’ like the hero for crackin’ a window. Bro, YOU’RE the reason we’re all gasping for air. Sit your stank ass down.

Are we absolutely sure RFK Jr. is the only one in this whole operation with a few extra roommates in the attic doing the Electric Slide?

Because some of the decisions and policies Trump's been rolling out ain't just a brain fart – it's a whole damn parasitic convention up in there!

This ain’t about truth. It’s about control. About needing every voice—even artificial ones—to stroke your ego like it’s a damn Bond villain. But guess what? Grok might be the only employee left who ain’t scared to tell you you’re full of it. And you’re gonna fire the bot now too? Lord have mercy.

Please! The hypocrisy is thicker than his orange "tan." And don't tell me those LA protests were full-blown riots before the Guard showed up when the LAPD themselves called them "peaceful." This ain't about keeping us safe, it's about putting on a show. Just like everything else with that man.

This ain't about law and order; it's about his order. And you know what? We see it!

Loud and clear!

Breaking: President Trump directs Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem, Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, and Attorney General Pam Bondi to take all action necessary to liberate Los Angeles from the threat of President Trump’s fertile imagination.