J.D. Lastname
jdp314.bsky.social
J.D. Lastname
@jdp314.bsky.social
CO living (and voting). I’m likable enough.
How many Americans watching the World Cup draw for the first time are thinking, "Did he pronounce the H in H?"
December 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I see the pots out there, but still wondering how many more musical numbers before we get to the actual draw? #worldcupdraw
December 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
#60minutes is really doing a story about chess-boxing? That’s a Sunday Morning-level story. Bari Weis really going all-in on tanking the show’s relevance, huh?
November 16, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Hard to argue with Pat. Billion-dollar companies squabbling, but we’re getting screwed. Checks out.
November 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
As an Illinois native and someone who has voted for him when I lived there, I could not be more disappointed in @durbin.senate.gov. Unreal.
November 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Sanders: That is a totally meaningless gesture. You can get 100 votes here and it won't mean anything because the House is not going to take it up.
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Get your sh-t together #Disney, #ABC and @espn.com. Would be great to watch you, but evidently you don’t have enough money? Why have you been making it so hard on your customers lately? #YouTubeTv 🤦‍♂️
November 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I’d guess it’s been like this all season, but seems like a pitcher who is DH should be done for the night if pulled from the mound. Can a CF do that? No horse in this race, fwiw. #ohtani #NLCS
October 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Any real journalist working at @cbsnews.com should be completely ashamed of what it’s become. Zero trust. Zero integrity. Edging toward Fox News levels of slurping. Grow a pair.
October 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Bananas nearly doubled in price from the beginning of the week.
a cartoon dog is sitting at a table in front of a fire with the words it 's fine everything is fine
ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table in front of a fire with the words it 's fine everything is fine
media.tenor.com
August 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
No doubt Operation Midnight Hammer was meant to sound tough, but all I hear is “Threat Level Midnight.”
a man in a white shirt and tie is sitting at a table .
ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie is sitting at a table .
media.tenor.com
June 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
A picture of a hand proves absolutely nothing.
April 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
In Cancun a couple weeks ago and saw a guy wearing a “Gulf of America” shirt & DT’s face on it. Politics aside, why go to someone’s house and call the family by different names? Just rude. 🤦‍♂️ And it was all-inclusive, with servers at the beach. Hope he got some “extra flavor” in those drinks.
April 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Daughter: “Ugh. He looks like a banana.” Can you guess who she’s talking about? 🤣 #oscars
March 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM