Jacob (Invalid Handle 😢)
@jdn843.bsky.social
Light rail enthusiast 🚋🚊
Need Dorinda to yell “Mamdani!!!” in her “Jovani!!!” voice.
June 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Need Dorinda to yell “Mamdani!!!” in her “Jovani!!!” voice.
Leaving Fire Island thinking of the astronauts who were stuck on the ISS for months and returned to discover the strange ways in which their joints deteriorated.
June 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Leaving Fire Island thinking of the astronauts who were stuck on the ISS for months and returned to discover the strange ways in which their joints deteriorated.
My birthday isn’t for several months, but today I’m announcing a 125% tariff on any gifts
April 11, 2025 at 11:04 AM
My birthday isn’t for several months, but today I’m announcing a 125% tariff on any gifts
Calling for a moratorium on corporations posting April Fools jokes. It’s 9:24 AM and I’ve had enough!
April 1, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Calling for a moratorium on corporations posting April Fools jokes. It’s 9:24 AM and I’ve had enough!
New show that’s exactly like Traitors in every way, except if you spell their name wrong at the roundtable your vote doesn’t count
February 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
New show that’s exactly like Traitors in every way, except if you spell their name wrong at the roundtable your vote doesn’t count
Has anyone seen what the error message in the tik tok app looks like? Can’t find a photo of it anywhere!!
January 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Has anyone seen what the error message in the tik tok app looks like? Can’t find a photo of it anywhere!!
When do we get our first round of copy-paste I HEREBY DO NOT AUTHORIZE BLUSKY TO RETAIN MY PHOTOS, POSTS, OR MESSAGES posts?
January 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
When do we get our first round of copy-paste I HEREBY DO NOT AUTHORIZE BLUSKY TO RETAIN MY PHOTOS, POSTS, OR MESSAGES posts?
I love Hanukkah too, but unfortunately as coop board president you’ve left me no choice but to implement a “no latkes in the building” policy
December 29, 2024 at 10:43 PM
I love Hanukkah too, but unfortunately as coop board president you’ve left me no choice but to implement a “no latkes in the building” policy
Big weekend of mirror tourism ahead
December 14, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Big weekend of mirror tourism ahead
Been thinking about this piece of journalism a lot this week
December 10, 2024 at 2:26 PM
Been thinking about this piece of journalism a lot this week
I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean your couple’s costume is “high body count hair” and “kerastase thermatique”
December 9, 2024 at 2:37 AM
I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean your couple’s costume is “high body count hair” and “kerastase thermatique”
Somehow this is a photo I actually have?
December 6, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Somehow this is a photo I actually have?
2024 Wrapped am I doing this right
December 4, 2024 at 3:02 PM
2024 Wrapped am I doing this right
Boyfriend wants me to learn how to ski, I’ll just go here
November 30, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Boyfriend wants me to learn how to ski, I’ll just go here
We stopped at a grocery store in Vermont - I asked where the Cold Brew was, and the guy in the store pointed me toward the beer aisle 🤦♀️
November 30, 2024 at 5:14 PM
We stopped at a grocery store in Vermont - I asked where the Cold Brew was, and the guy in the store pointed me toward the beer aisle 🤦♀️
Thankful for his gym tips (but only when I ask for them tbh)
November 28, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Thankful for his gym tips (but only when I ask for them tbh)
You know what I’m not excited for? Seeing all of your Spotify Wrapped posts.
November 27, 2024 at 4:53 PM
You know what I’m not excited for? Seeing all of your Spotify Wrapped posts.
🚨 handsome boyfriend alert 🚨
@mwwd.bsky.social
@mwwd.bsky.social
November 25, 2024 at 12:20 AM
🚨 handsome boyfriend alert 🚨
@mwwd.bsky.social
@mwwd.bsky.social
November 23, 2024 at 5:41 PM
My favorite hobby is telling people how Outerbridge Crossing is named after Eugenius Harvey Outerbridge, the first Port Authority chairman
November 23, 2024 at 6:02 AM
My favorite hobby is telling people how Outerbridge Crossing is named after Eugenius Harvey Outerbridge, the first Port Authority chairman
Prepping my Thanksgiving recipes
November 22, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Prepping my Thanksgiving recipes
If I’m being honest, I prefer to be indoors
November 18, 2024 at 4:31 PM
If I’m being honest, I prefer to be indoors
I actually do prefer working out indoors, but I like this photo 😇
November 14, 2024 at 11:30 PM
I actually do prefer working out indoors, but I like this photo 😇
You know it’s been a long week when it’s 5:17 PM Thursday and you haven’t read The Hunt!!!
November 14, 2024 at 10:18 PM
You know it’s been a long week when it’s 5:17 PM Thursday and you haven’t read The Hunt!!!