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Josh Lonn
@jdlonn.bsky.social
Father, Husband, Alaskan, anti-kakistocrat, reluctant dad jokester
Judge Skandalakous? That's a little neat, don't you think?
November 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Wait...isnt this "prime dayS"???
June 26, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Mark: Solstice Sunset
a man with a beard is looking at another man and saying `` winter is coming . ''
ALT: a man with a beard is looking at another man and saying `` winter is coming . ''
media.tenor.com
June 21, 2025 at 7:50 AM
When did "ask" become a noun? May we appeal that decision?
May 20, 2025 at 4:27 AM
www.usnews.com/news/best-st... TAKE THAT, Louisiana! We're # 49! We're # 49!

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www.usnews.com
May 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Amblin' to End Alzheimer's. Way to represent, Alzheimer's Association of Alaska board!
May 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
A made gooey cinnamon rolls. Yeast is risen, indeed!
April 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Dead and Co @ Sphere box checked!
April 19, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I asked A why she is mean to her little sister and she replied, "I don't know. It's oddly satisfying." That sums up sibling torment nicely, doesn't it?
April 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Every time I tell my kids "shape up or there will be consequences" I thank my lucky stars they aren't old enough to read the news.
March 28, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Just gonna leave this right here....
Happy One Month Anniversary to this story.
March 26, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Have you tried downloading your Social Security statement? You know, just in case? Glad I did last week. I was showing someone how to do it this evening and got this when I tried to log in.
March 26, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I'm following the advice I keep hearing: Buy the dip!
March 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Bumwater?

(And yes, I know there's an "e" at the end)
March 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Tesla is like the Mel Gibson of cars. In a more innocent time, they entertained me and brought me joy. But I won't spend a dime on them going forward.
March 4, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Whomever coined the phrase "pitter-patter of little feet" obviously didn't have kids.
February 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I need to work on my bike-writing. But it's a start.
February 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
At least Denali is still Denali?
February 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Eating an elephant one bite at a time just sounds gross.
January 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Crunching around the mudflats with @akminutiae.bsky.social
January 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
When your 10 year old makes apple cider donuts for brunch...
January 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
We've got stock in stock. Thanks, @akminutiae.bsky.social!
January 19, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Deadheads who love pizza and who are heartbroken about the impacts of the Eaton fire: Here's a way to help!

gofund.me/618d6e54
Donate to Side Pie: Support your favorite local pizzeria., organized by Side Pie
My name is Kevin Hockin, and I have been a resident of this communit… Side Pie needs your support for Side Pie: Support your favorite local pizzeria.
gofund.me
January 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
So long, David Lynch, master of bringing the bizarre to the mainstream.
January 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM