Jayson
@jdizzlenz.bsky.social
Put yourself in the bin 🚮
AKL 🇳🇿🏳️🌈
AKL 🇳🇿🏳️🌈
I feel like I’m glad Christmas is done this year. I really wasn’t feeling it? I’m still not sure why? Does anyone else feel like this?
December 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I feel like I’m glad Christmas is done this year. I really wasn’t feeling it? I’m still not sure why? Does anyone else feel like this?
Has everyone completed their Christmas shopping? I can’t find one thing and it’s ruining my day haha 😅😅
December 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Has everyone completed their Christmas shopping? I can’t find one thing and it’s ruining my day haha 😅😅
I feel like Aucklanders need to go back to a driving school. Such terrible driving this week. Nearly t-boned two drivers this week because they pulled out without looking at all. Crazy! #auckland
October 17, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I feel like Aucklanders need to go back to a driving school. Such terrible driving this week. Nearly t-boned two drivers this week because they pulled out without looking at all. Crazy! #auckland
Can the weekends slow down a little??
September 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Can the weekends slow down a little??
Does anyone hate the wind as much as I do?? 🤬
September 13, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Does anyone hate the wind as much as I do?? 🤬
Air fryers changed the game when it comes to reheating leftover pizza.. 🍕
September 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Air fryers changed the game when it comes to reheating leftover pizza.. 🍕
Someone send me some cold and flu medicine cause I’m sick again 🫠
August 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Someone send me some cold and flu medicine cause I’m sick again 🫠
Happy Monday… even with this sickness 🫠
August 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Happy Monday… even with this sickness 🫠
Why does it always rain on the weekend 😭
August 16, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Why does it always rain on the weekend 😭
I don’t really wanna adult anymore. Can I be a millionaire now??
August 15, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I don’t really wanna adult anymore. Can I be a millionaire now??
I’m a strong believer that nice guys finish last. Maybe one day someone will find me a catch??
August 8, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I’m a strong believer that nice guys finish last. Maybe one day someone will find me a catch??
I wish people in Auckland would learn how to drive. It’s absolutely incredible how badly people drive and how entitled they are.
August 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I wish people in Auckland would learn how to drive. It’s absolutely incredible how badly people drive and how entitled they are.
Happy Monday
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July 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Happy Monday
Time to sort this hair colour out. Those greys are coming through 😅😅
July 26, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Time to sort this hair colour out. Those greys are coming through 😅😅
Nothing more rewarding than finishing the day on a high landing some absolute chunky business 👌🏻🔥
July 17, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Nothing more rewarding than finishing the day on a high landing some absolute chunky business 👌🏻🔥
This weather is shit. But it’s a good day to be working from home 👌🏻🤭
July 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
This weather is shit. But it’s a good day to be working from home 👌🏻🤭
Chemist Warehouse is my Kryptonite. I can never go in there and buy just one thing. It’s always minimum $60 spend 😅😅😅
June 30, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Chemist Warehouse is my Kryptonite. I can never go in there and buy just one thing. It’s always minimum $60 spend 😅😅😅
Museum trips should be a regular thing.. 👌🏻
June 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Museum trips should be a regular thing.. 👌🏻
I’m sitting here clothes shopping on my laptop with a hot coffee all while it’s windy and cold outside…. Bliss 👌🏻
June 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I’m sitting here clothes shopping on my laptop with a hot coffee all while it’s windy and cold outside…. Bliss 👌🏻