Is it still fine to wipe your ass with the flag, or do we have to use the constitution now?

I wonder if the hardcores are gonna act like they always thought Epstien killed himself and didn't have a plane nicknamed "The Lolita Express"

"You'd save a lot of money if you didn't eat avocado toast for breakfast every day!"

I didn't watch the Severance finale on my Apple account, so now it's under the impression I gave up on the show season 2 episode 9.
For fun, I pretend that was the case

Dang, if I knew how to check my 401k, I'd be pretty upset rn

Trump's new press secretary looks like she's wearing someone else's face

Campaign DT: If you vote for me I will lower prices so fucking low the stores will pay YOU to take their products!

After election DT: I don't know shit about lowering grocery prices, what if I cut social security?

Elon Musk seems to have underestimated the amount of bloodthirst the people have for the rich. What part of "EAT THE RICH" did you not fucking understand?

Donald Trump is and always will be a despicable fuckhead.
Thank you