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John
@jdfwoods.bsky.social
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No one of any consequence, just trying to contribute as I scream into the void; GenX, dadx3, geek, adult w/ ADHD, engineer, aspiring towards a grumble of pugs, loving friend and optimistic cynic ✌️🍀

(A firm believer that it’s always okay to punch a Nazi.)
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A screenshot of a social media post from @petesouza United Nations Headquarters • The UN escalator worked just fine for Nobel Prize Winner President Obama • above a photo clearly showing President Barack Obama casually and comfortably riding the same escalator at the UN HQ (even carrying a paper cup of presumably hot coffee.
September 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Finally, a news popup with good news.
screenshot of a post from: aaronparnas now BREAKING: In a shocking upset minutes ago, Democrat Catelin Drey just FLIPPED an lowa State Senate seat from red to blue and broke the lowa GOP's supermajority in the state senate.
August 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Just home after Day 3 of the #MNYachtClubFest… we had a bee girl for Blind Melon, Jakob did his dad proud with Sublime, Garbage took me back 30 years, and #GreenDay was f’g amaz-ballz!!

Were you there? I bet you saw me…
Image of a Green Day t-shirt I wore to the concert on Harriet Island (7/20/25) — it’s a riff on the original album cover for Nimrod but with Dear Donny’s mugshot.
July 21, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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The turnout for Fall Out Boy at the MN Yacht Club Festival …
Panoramic photo of the crowd watching Fall Out Boy perform in St. Paul, MN in 7/19/25 to close out day 2/3 of the annual MN Yacht Club Festival at Harriet Island.
July 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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In a bit of good news about evil people, one Mr. Edwin J. Fuelner, a Co-Founder of The Heritage Foundation, has been called home to rest in the bowels of hellfire and damnation.
A screenshot of the front page of The Heritage Foundation’s website, announcing the passing of their founder Ed Fuelner, at 83 on 18 July 2025.
July 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Rare, random, real life post… LOVING Train at the MN Yacht Club Festival!! I’m instantly thrown back [cough-cough] years!
Train performing live in St. Paul, MN.
July 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Anyone else feeling these vibes?
Image of former Pres. George W Bush on an aircraft carrier in front of the “Mission Accomplished” at the start of the Gulf War.
June 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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I love this plan. So. Much.
June 20, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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No. Don’t touch them. Swim away & pretend you never saw them… don’t post photos or write articles. 🤦‍♂️ Haven’t we been thru enough? Has anyone chased down that escaped 9-tailed demon, yet? Is Annabelle still on the loose? What came out of those coffins found under Notre Dame? & then there’s TACO… 😭
An image of a scuba diver, deep under water and observing what appears to be a bundle of gold-colored eggs. Headlined: "2.6 Million Golden Eggs" Found Near An Underwater Volcano Off Canada Story by Trista • 5d "2.6 Million Golden Eggs" Found Near An Underwater Volcano Off Canada The ocean's depths never cease to amaze us,
May 31, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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This is both terrifying and … okay more terrifying because it is so obviously a playbook and perhaps record of what’s going on, dropped through a hole in time to long ago when it was published as a warning to be missed and forgotten.
Book Cover: IT CAN'T HAPPEN HERE READ BY GROVER GARDNER, UNABRIDGED By: SINCLAIR LEWIS Image shows 3 non-descript, human-like shapes battle wearing helmets with face shields and military weapons
May 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Wait, wait—here me out, I have an idea how we can make this parade idea work…
a still screen grab from the movie V for Vendetta with a view down the road approaching government buildings in London filled by countless thousands of civilian citizen protesters all dressed in Guy Fawkes masks and cloaks to eliminate the personal risk but also remove any means for their foes to divide the group, standing united in opposition to the government’s corruption
May 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Sometimes it is good to have a reminder…
A screenshot of two text messages: (1)Just remind yourself that someday we will read his obituary. (2)And it is okay if that makes you smile.
April 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Telescreens aren’t quite full-sized, yet.
An Amazon Alexa smart screen countertop A/V device — allegedly being used to surveil households.
April 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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I didn’t make this, but it was posted online by an account identifying as Canadian, so it must be accurate.
A map showing where the Canadian border really should be—subtly encroaching, slightly, to include some Canadian Provinces accidentally, improperly identified as American States. (e.g., MN, … and some others…)
April 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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And this is why I’ll still wear the t-shirt I got near the end of the pandemic lockdowns—even, just by chance, today.
An aging t-shirt with the words “FULLY VACCINATED” above and “STILL ANTISOCIAL” below an icon of two crossed syringes.
March 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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My brother encountered a Tesla protest in NYC today and was impressed by how concerned NYPD was…
Photograph showing multiple NYPD officers basically ignoring the crowd at a protest, 3 of them leaning on a temporary barrier and looking at their own phones.
March 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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A meme: Yummers! What can someone shoot out that makes you want to stomp them? A 4-panel comic. (1) A man buys an ice cream cone from a food truck. (2) Takes a bite. (3) Loudly shouts [“It was a Roman salute!”]. (4) The crowd of people, including a little girl, stomp him.
March 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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😂 Meme this…
Yummers! https://bsky.app/profile/alectodraw.bsky.social/post/3lkqmmu5z4s2s
March 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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An alleged newspaper clipping that reads, HEADLINE: NRA Accidentally Forgets To Rise Up Against Tyrannical Government [Photo of an old, bespectacled, NRA talking head, wearing a suit and holding a weapon] CAPTION: An embarrassed National Rifle Association says it totally forgot to do the one thing it has been saying for years it is solely there to do. (I, totally, stole this from someone on one of the other platforms, but they didn’t give a source credit either.)
March 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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TIL that thanks to the efforts of caring doctors and staff at St. Jude’s, Caillou beat cancer and joined a rock band.
A bald Billy Corgan of Smashing Pumpkins dressed is an outfit reminiscent of the children’s cartoon character Caillou—who we all grew up thinking was a super depressing show because we all thought it was presented as flashbacks about an elementary school aged kid who died from cancer. (well, “all”? a lot of us, anyway)
March 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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And as usual, I feel the need to point out: a Republican politician, NOT a Trans person!
Screenshot of an Instagram post from MPRNEWS “Republican state Sen. Justin Eichorn of Grand Rapids was arrested on suspicion of soliciting a minor for prostitution” [photo of Eichorn] mprnews JUST IN: Minnesota state Sen. Justin Eichorn, R-Grand Rapids, was arrested Monday for an alleged attempt to solicit a minor for prostitution. In a statement, the Bloomington Police Department said detectives communicated with Eichorn "who thought he was talking to a 16-year-old female" and then arranged a meetup on Monday. He was arrested without incident outside of his vehicle by uniformed officers, Bloomington police said.
March 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Donny is quickly losing what little grasp on the real world he still had.
An animated image of Donald Duck with steam and butterflies coming out of his head and eyes swirling all in a signal that he cannot grasp what is happening.
March 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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I didn’t want to detract from the significance of another post, but I have to scream about the photo attached to the article. The image (clipped below) has a thin-line scribbled on it that looks like a random hair stuck to your phone. I kept trying to brush it off. It made me mad. I’m so tired.
A clipped section of an image that was attached to an article that was linked to from someone else’s post. The larger, whole image was itself several stock images relevant to the article (but irrelevant to my frustration). All that matters in this part of the picture is a very thin line that appears to be a random black scribble on a black background. Viewing the image on a phone it is super easy to mistake the little line for a random hair that somehow landed on the screen and makes the phone’s user want to brush it off, or blow it off with a little puff… but it scrolls with the screen when trying to brush it off and blowing on it does nothing (obviously) but maybe it’s just stuck so you keep trying (and failing) to get rid of it! So it’s just a stupid picture with a line that my brain didn’t process right and it made me mad because it was an embarrassing and silly mistake.
March 18, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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I almost said “that actually sounds like he is maybe attempting(or pretending) to feel something”… but then I checked his actual post, and you (or whomever you got it from) cut off the part where he was just his normal, pile of feces, self.
A Post from Twitter by Elon in response to a previous Tweet by the user “Insurrection Barbie” claiming the left cannot list one reason to hate Elon. ... Elon’s full Tweet reads: My companies make great products that people love and I've never physically hurt anyone. So why the hate and violence against me? Because I am a deadly threat to the woke mind parasite and the humans it controls.
March 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Oh is that how it works?!? Well, then I declare myself the Hugely Supreme Electoral Tribunal of One and officially declare the results of the Nov 5, 2024 election completely NULL and VOID and declare Kamala Harris POTUS.
A post from former and totally illegal president Donald J. Trump on his failure of a social media site, Truth Social. It reads, quote: The "Pardons" that Sleepy Joe Biden gave to the Unselect Committee of Political Thugs, and many others, are hereby declared VOID, VACANT, AND OF NO FURTHER FORCE OR EFFECT, because of the fact that they were done by Autopen. In other words, Joe Biden did not sign them but, more importantly, he did not know anything about them! The necessary Pardoning Documents were not explained to, or approved by, Biden. He knew nothing about them, and the people that did may have committed a crime. Therefore, those on the Unselect Committee, who destroyed and deleted ALL evidence obtained during their two year Witch Hunt of me, and many other innocent people, should fully understand that they are subject to investigation at the highest level. The fact is, they were probably responsible for the Documents that were signed on their behalf without the knowledge or consent of the Worst President in the History of our Country, Crooked Joe Biden! And translates to, in NON-delusional-orange-crybaby speak as: Donny is totally freaking out because he’s an impotent and incompetent moron that is so afraid of facing reality that he’s lashing out violently at all the people who ever challenged his continuous lies. He is claiming to have ultimate power and the ability to undo history because he knows he is a complete failure and a criminal. or something like that 🤷‍♂️ ✌️ 🍀
March 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM