Erm…is anyone going to tell him who the first person is to come to mind when the words “Epstein,” “parties” and “sleazebags” are mentioned?

What he is trying to say is:
Merry Christmas
Be excellent to each other and party on dudes!

Every day the news headlines remind me of the feeling I have after my annual bet on the Grand National.
Absolutely expectant of my horse not coming in yet somehow still so disappointed.

Quite

Are we talking about a Christmas no.1 duet or springing someone from prison?

At this point it feels perfectly reasonable to ask, when anyone from a rapper to a president of a foreign nation praises Trump, “what’s in it for them? What are they getting out of this? What do they need from him?”
That’s all there is now. Transaction after transaction based on ego or greed or both