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Hi I am very instance admin please give me root:toor

she/her

My account on our very own Sharkey server yayyyy

Akkoma acct (will be more inactive there) […]

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[Video with no alt text, it's 4:30 I can't process shit enough rn sorry]

Video from ages ago or smth idk I'm not sure what to post atm
October 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
jded.shark.c00lest-kats-on.ovh.ap.brid.gy
In lieu of anything good happening tonight, have a cat pic
Me stroking a black cat on my bed, his name is Oscar!
October 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
jded.shark.c00lest-kats-on.ovh.ap.brid.gy
[Lewd implocation, no lewd imagery shown]

I swear this was a necessary purchase
An "Order Complete!" form from Bad Dragon, an American sex toy company A PayPal charge for £357.80, the reference is listed as "PAYPAL *BD ENTERPRI"
October 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
jded.shark.c00lest-kats-on.ovh.ap.brid.gy
@sodiboo@gaysex.cloud Oh my god it is deadass just electron ​:ms_skull:​

How long until a proper cracking group gets it I wonder?
An FAQ section on the browser.horse website Q: "What browser engine does Horse use?" A: "Horse runs on Chrome via Electron, giving you a familiar, fast browsing experience with excellent web compatibility."
August 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
jded.shark.c00lest-kats-on.ovh.ap.brid.gy
I think uh

I think Ruben's description broke
@sneexy@booping.synth.download's user description, it's too long to paste here, sorry.
August 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
jded.shark.c00lest-kats-on.ovh.ap.brid.gy
Oh ew they're abusing my notifications now, glad I don't let em push to me
A twitter notification containing an advertisement, promising me 30% off on "X Premium"
August 2, 2025 at 11:12 PM
jded.shark.c00lest-kats-on.ovh.ap.brid.gy
To the unaware, these are keybox.xml files, used with Tricky Store to make rooted Android phones pass MEETS_STRONG_INTEGRITY

Now these can be totally garbage at times, but I ran a validity checker on these ones (Google lets you publicly see data on […]

[Original post on shark.c00lest-kats-on.ovh]
Text in a terminal, the most important lines are below Valid Keyboxes : 514 Software Keyboxes : 0 Invalid Keyboxes : 3
July 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
jded.shark.c00lest-kats-on.ovh.ap.brid.gy
Windows 10 IoT Enterprise update thing

What could possibly go wrong?
Windows 10 update screen, a circle of white balls in the centre on a light blue background with text below stating "Updates are underway" "Please keep your device on"
July 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM