Jonathan Drews
@jddrews.bsky.social
Somebody’s gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes.
Better to get blown out than to give it away.
November 10, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Better to get blown out than to give it away.
I mean, if South Park did this it would be hilarious.
October 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I mean, if South Park did this it would be hilarious.
Numerically it’s tight, though. Well, almost.
October 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Numerically it’s tight, though. Well, almost.
Damnit now I want mashed potatoes
September 14, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Damnit now I want mashed potatoes
Don’t worry, @jaketapper.bsky.social will be all over this.
September 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Don’t worry, @jaketapper.bsky.social will be all over this.
I always thought it was ‘uh oh, overflow, population coming through, but it’ll do, save yourself, serve yourself…’
September 1, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I always thought it was ‘uh oh, overflow, population coming through, but it’ll do, save yourself, serve yourself…’
Often a much anticipated yet immediately regretted tour stop.
August 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Often a much anticipated yet immediately regretted tour stop.
I immediately pictured Murray from White Lotus S1.
August 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I immediately pictured Murray from White Lotus S1.
I don't know, man, according to Jake Tapper it's just his personality.
July 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I don't know, man, according to Jake Tapper it's just his personality.
That’s how they’ll justify killing 82 million people.
April 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
That’s how they’ll justify killing 82 million people.
Portlander, here. That entire infield would be underwater from March-June.
April 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Portlander, here. That entire infield would be underwater from March-June.