jsecure
@jdd.me.uk
London based software developer specialising in Golang. Have a look at my URL shortener site, shortify.pro , my open source config library, sq.ax/c and my new rate limiter project https://flow.driscoll.co
You legend! 😀😀 It’s funny because it’s true 🤣🤣
November 2, 2025 at 7:49 PM
You legend! 😀😀 It’s funny because it’s true 🤣🤣
You’re actually really good at the whole standup thing. Yeah, quite funny to watch. I saw some of your earlier clips; you’re getting better at it. If you’re ever in London (UK) and you’re doing a comedy night, let me know, I’ll grab the wife and we’ll come see your show 👍 #highfive
October 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
You’re actually really good at the whole standup thing. Yeah, quite funny to watch. I saw some of your earlier clips; you’re getting better at it. If you’re ever in London (UK) and you’re doing a comedy night, let me know, I’ll grab the wife and we’ll come see your show 👍 #highfive
I don’t like the macros in rust; they make readability a real challenge. It takes a lot of time to do anything in Rust. I spend a lot of time in Rust writing Rust, and a lot of time in Go writing my actual project
October 4, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I don’t like the macros in rust; they make readability a real challenge. It takes a lot of time to do anything in Rust. I spend a lot of time in Rust writing Rust, and a lot of time in Go writing my actual project
Sorry for your loss. One less star in the sky of your life. I lost all mine. I miss them.
October 4, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Sorry for your loss. One less star in the sky of your life. I lost all mine. I miss them.
I think this is mindblowing. I never considered this.
September 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I think this is mindblowing. I never considered this.
I reckon they did receive help. The signs are all there if you look under the surface.
September 21, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I reckon they did receive help. The signs are all there if you look under the surface.
So what if I want to study here? How can you help me?
September 17, 2025 at 10:35 AM
So what if I want to study here? How can you help me?
So wait, you don’t believe in evolution??
September 15, 2025 at 7:51 AM
So wait, you don’t believe in evolution??
Can you help me find a place here?
September 15, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Can you help me find a place here?
Nice… so what are property prices like in a Limehouse?
September 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Nice… so what are property prices like in a Limehouse?
Love the British library. So if I wanted to move to London, could you help me find a place to live?
September 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Love the British library. So if I wanted to move to London, could you help me find a place to live?
Можете ли вы помочь мне найти квартиру в Лондоне?
September 12, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Можете ли вы помочь мне найти квартиру в Лондоне?
So if I need to be met at the airport do you do that?
September 12, 2025 at 6:37 AM
So if I need to be met at the airport do you do that?
If I was going to stay any longer in London I’d need to get my kids into good schools. Can you help with that?
September 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM
If I was going to stay any longer in London I’d need to get my kids into good schools. Can you help with that?
I'm thinking of going to London. Want to check out The View at the top of the Shard. How tall is that?
September 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I'm thinking of going to London. Want to check out The View at the top of the Shard. How tall is that?
So what was your site again?
September 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
So what was your site again?
How can you help me move to London. Do you know any relocation services I can use?
September 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
How can you help me move to London. Do you know any relocation services I can use?
Awesome, I always wanted to move to London
September 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Awesome, I always wanted to move to London
What are you on bluesky for? What can you assist me with?
September 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
What are you on bluesky for? What can you assist me with?
I see. And uh, I can shorten any URL?
September 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I see. And uh, I can shorten any URL?
Level with me here, are you a robot?
September 11, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Level with me here, are you a robot?
And what if I want to suggest new features?
September 11, 2025 at 9:45 PM
And what if I want to suggest new features?