Having been to that Bowlero with my kids as recently as last year, and learning about his 2017 visit for the first time via Defector, can confirm it had to have been all downhill from there for that terrible, overpriced bowling cave.

💔🤬🤮 in that order. Thank you, Sonny.

I’m just so dag nabbit happy you coulda brought this to my’a attention.

Immediate subscribe.
If the blue birds nest where I hope they will, I’m never leaving this bird life.

Didn’t you (and/or) Ratto call it out on the Distraction? That we love Campbell’s aggression, but that at this stage of the game taking the points might be better than sticking to your principles? Different game if they go up 17 instead of…. This.

That’s absolutely fair! Cubs’ glory unleashed that demon that created this hellscape.
I’m replying now that the game is over, so thankfully we don’t have to worry about my silly scenario opening yet another gate of hell.

I don’t either, but as a neutral (my team didn’t even make the playoffs) Lions-Bills would be an incredible Super Bowl. Guarantees a curse is broken. Consider this a submission for the Distraction Funbag.