John Bender
@jdbender.bsky.social
Fearless ghoul killer. Your friendly neighborhood meat man. Night rider
Kicking ass, or getting my ass kicked, we're keeping on the right track. Thank goodness you guys didn't sell off my collection of 1990s McDonald's Batman Forever drinking glasses!
January 8, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Kicking ass, or getting my ass kicked, we're keeping on the right track. Thank goodness you guys didn't sell off my collection of 1990s McDonald's Batman Forever drinking glasses!
He'll be back soon. The only thing that can keep him down forever would be a huge meteor
January 8, 2026 at 10:04 PM
He'll be back soon. The only thing that can keep him down forever would be a huge meteor
Just today I rediscovered the box of paperbacks that you sent me like 2 or 3 years ago and my heart was warmed all over again. Thanks again, fella.
July 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Just today I rediscovered the box of paperbacks that you sent me like 2 or 3 years ago and my heart was warmed all over again. Thanks again, fella.
Plain cocktail peanuts! Salty as hell
July 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Plain cocktail peanuts! Salty as hell
I'll bring the peanuts!
July 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I'll bring the peanuts!
The only Captain America in my heart and this house.
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July 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The only Captain America in my heart and this house.
Hot July nights full of self hatred make the best photos, my brother
July 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Hot July nights full of self hatred make the best photos, my brother
Yeah, it'll vary state to state, and then from the county level to the state and federal levels. I wore orange in county, then chocolate brown at the state level here in PA.
July 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Yeah, it'll vary state to state, and then from the county level to the state and federal levels. I wore orange in county, then chocolate brown at the state level here in PA.
"Johnny. Johnny. My mufflah fell out"
June 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
"Johnny. Johnny. My mufflah fell out"
This is why you just shouldn't wipe, duh. Pants up and keep rolling with confidence 😎
June 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
This is why you just shouldn't wipe, duh. Pants up and keep rolling with confidence 😎
It isn't quite "A Carload of Farts" but I'll take it
June 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
It isn't quite "A Carload of Farts" but I'll take it