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John Baker (El Padrino)
@jdbaker237.bsky.social
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Husband, Father, Son, Brother, Gentleman, Scholar
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Gotta be the same thing that makes them stick to cliffs
Goats climbing a cliff face
October 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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You've created Marice Moss from The IT Crowd lol
Maurice Moss (Richard Ayoade) from "The IT Crowd" in a bar wearing a red beret with the caption: "I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk."
May 4, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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The "But Her Emails" meme with the words "The Blue Slips" superimposed over "Her Emails"
April 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Ya gotta have goals, I guess. Mine is to have Gwyneth Paltrow fuck off more.
Picture of Gwyneth Paltrow above a Conde Nast Traveler headline: "Gwyneth Paltrow Wants You to Sleep More" followed by a blurb promoting her latest grift. No word on whether there's a Gwyneth Paltrow Vagina Scented Candle burning somewhere.
April 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Key country negotiators:
From the movie Madagascar, three penguins waving with the caption "Smile and wave boys, smile and wave"
April 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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#Wisconsin #CheeseHeads #WisconsinSupremeCourt #SusanCrawford #Elon #ElonMusk #Tesla #Cybertruck #Musk #JudgeSusanCrawford #Crawford
AI generated picture of a giant block of Swiss cheese destroying a cybertruck
April 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Credit to @markbeekeeper.bsky.social
Pic of artist Bob Ross in fron of a painting sauing Tariffs are ice cream, tariffs are redwood trees, tariffs are fluffy clouds, tariffs are wonderful things, anything you want them to be, really.
March 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Also, for anyone keeping score at home, Starship has met ZERO of it's December 2020 HLS goals but sure, it's going to Mars

Source: oig.nasa.gov/wp-content/u...
Image of Figure 4 from the November, 2021 NASA inspector General audit listing Starship goals as follows: Q2 2022 - Orbital Launch Test (not achieved as of 3/16/2025) Q4 2022 - Propellant Transfer Test (not achieved) Q2 2023 - Long Duration Flight Test (not achieved) Q1 2024 - Uncrewed Lunar Landing (lol) Q1 2025 - HLS Launch (lmao even)
March 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Please don't ever get in one of these things. Do something much safer like bungee jumping or skydiving.

#Cybertruck #ElonMusk

www.jalopnik.com/1810328/coll...
Jalopnik headline reads: "Three College Kids Burned To Death Inside A Cybertruck Because The Doors Wouldn't Open: Highway Patrol" and a picture of the burnt vehicle
March 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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A large white Pelican leaning into and staring uncomfortably close at a woman. The caption reads "What you did there, I see it"
March 9, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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March 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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March 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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The master of ceremonies for the September 1st parade has requested that to honor the Battle of Jonesborough, we should annually burn the city of Atlanta to the ground
Image of Union General William Tecumseh Sherman, 1864 SEC champion
February 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Soup a movie
Poster for the movie Jaws with the word 'Jaws' expertly edited out and replaced with 'Borscht!'
February 6, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Characters Moriarity and Oddball discussing the collapsed bridge: "That ain't my fault, Oddball, I've done nothing but have good thoughts about that damn bridge ever since we left!"
February 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Mannequin mocking another mannequin meme with text "This MF Quoting CNN"
January 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Just got a new outfit on #rdr2 . Captain Morgan?
Red Red Redemption 2 character Arthur Morgan dressed as a pirate
January 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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www.indiatimes.com/news/world/w...

#MarsBitches #Moon #Mars #Elon
Three panel meme of Bart Simpson in his classroom: 1) The whole class stares at him 2) Bart says "Mars, Bitches" 3) Everyone cheers
January 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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you might not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like
Picture of a person blowing into the open lid of a teakettle forcing the tea to spray out of the spout directly into a teacup. TBH, this might be a woman in the picture so the crack about peak male performance may be purely aspirational.
January 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Overused image of Leonardo DiCaprio in The Great Gatsby offering cheers with the caption "Well Done!"
December 18, 2024 at 12:54 PM
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Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater as a kid.
December 13, 2024 at 7:13 PM
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Image of Nintendo character Luigi driving a go-kart
December 12, 2024 at 6:32 PM
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Still of Nintendo character Luigi with the caption "It's Luigi Time"
December 12, 2024 at 3:54 PM
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Person trying to enter heaven St. Peter: "That's great but deathbed confessions don't erase a lifetime of actions" Petitioner (thought bubble): "great googly moogly"
December 11, 2024 at 6:53 PM
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Three panel stills from ther movie Goodfellas: 1) "What the fuck, Tommy?! Why did you just kill Spider?" 2) "Because I'm Italian, Henry, We're all just stupid fucking idiots who don't know nothin about why we do anything" 3) "True"
December 9, 2024 at 6:58 PM