Just did the math. I only have to work until I’m 119 to have a billion dollars in my 401k.

Eating leftovers should count as cleaning.

My one knock against Blue Sky has been the lack of vitriol. What is all this, everyone getting along bull crap?

I watched the SNL concert today. It’s pretty cool, but so many audio issues. Everyone played it off really well. I’m hoping Brittany Howard didn’t yell at the techs too much.

We seriously didn’t have any major plane crashes in this country from 2009 till 2025. Now we’ve hand a handful in a month. It’s almost as if we need a cadre of competent government employees keeping us safe.

Guys, I don’t think this Donald Trump guy is very good at this President thing.

They said I can help fly the plane after we shotgun a few more of these.

To the guy who wanted to chat me up in the TSA pre-check line this morning: Sir, it is 5am and I am going to work. Leave me alone.

Tough on China but can’t handle a little cold.

So, is there not a verification feature on here? How do I know if a celebrity is who they say they are?

Did I get invited here before Joe Biden did?

I’m posting my first one of these. What is this called?