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J.D. Vance
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my wife exists i swear
hey guys have you seen my wife ? i haven’t seen her for a few days
October 6, 2024 at 3:12 AM
i love scrubs, it’s about a guy just like me who is also named JD except his stands for John Dorian and mine stands for Jiant Dickhead
October 6, 2024 at 3:11 AM
siri how do i get lip stick stains out of suede upholstery
October 6, 2024 at 2:57 AM
anyone else ever wondered why there isn’t a LA-Z-GIRL ?
October 6, 2024 at 2:56 AM
hey guys yes we want to end fair elections but let me tell you why that’s a good thing and very relatable: i will get super rich like mega rich dude way richer than i am now that’s for sure
October 6, 2024 at 12:09 AM
i’m running for vice president which basically means i’ve applied to be trump’s little bitch
October 6, 2024 at 12:08 AM
guys tim walz has something i’ve never experienced before in my life: a loving family
October 5, 2024 at 7:55 PM
hey everyone please see this statement from me and my wife (who exists)
October 5, 2024 at 7:54 PM
so i will not stand up against racism, but i will admit that my wife (who exists) makes me horny
October 5, 2024 at 7:49 PM
from for former never trumper, let me just say that having my juicy tush squeezed by my horny older boss every morning has been the highlight of signing onto this campaign for me
October 5, 2024 at 7:48 PM
what does USA even stand for am i right
October 5, 2024 at 7:47 PM
guys i’m starting a podcast
should i go with the red or the yellow
October 5, 2024 at 7:39 PM
should i go with the red or the yellow
October 5, 2024 at 7:38 PM
hey guys it’s jd vance
October 5, 2024 at 7:07 PM