JCV
@jcv1.bsky.social
guys just aren't falling down open manholes like they used to.
March 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
guys just aren't falling down open manholes like they used to.
planning to use my one wild and precious life to find some good Mary Oliver quotes on instagram.
February 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
planning to use my one wild and precious life to find some good Mary Oliver quotes on instagram.
It is no longer Morbin' time and I worry it may never be again.
February 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It is no longer Morbin' time and I worry it may never be again.
me, who lost my virginity in the basement while free willy 2: the adventure home played in the background, whale watching, refusing to put down my binoculars:
more like moby thicc.
more like moby thicc.
January 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
me, who lost my virginity in the basement while free willy 2: the adventure home played in the background, whale watching, refusing to put down my binoculars:
more like moby thicc.
more like moby thicc.
I have spent too much time convincing robots that I am not a robot.
January 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I have spent too much time convincing robots that I am not a robot.
not a fuccboi, not yet a fuck guy.
January 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
not a fuccboi, not yet a fuck guy.
God dammit. I just blew out my flip flop because I stepped on a pop top.
January 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
God dammit. I just blew out my flip flop because I stepped on a pop top.
But for real, should all acquaintance be forgot?
January 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
But for real, should all acquaintance be forgot?
does Home Depot sell 12 foot tall gravy boats?
November 27, 2024 at 12:24 AM
does Home Depot sell 12 foot tall gravy boats?
telling my body double he's looking great.
November 22, 2024 at 6:52 PM
telling my body double he's looking great.
it really shows a lack of imagination that all you can come up with to do in the back of your dragula is slam.
October 18, 2024 at 6:21 PM
it really shows a lack of imagination that all you can come up with to do in the back of your dragula is slam.
not a boogie woogie bugle boy, not yet a hurdy gurdy man.
June 13, 2024 at 11:02 PM
not a boogie woogie bugle boy, not yet a hurdy gurdy man.
I’m just a bridezilla looking at a groomzilla hoping to get married in the eyes of godzilla.
May 26, 2024 at 9:52 PM
I’m just a bridezilla looking at a groomzilla hoping to get married in the eyes of godzilla.
trying to order cowboy boots with a hidden blade from zappos.
March 6, 2024 at 1:28 AM
trying to order cowboy boots with a hidden blade from zappos.
why didn’t Jason Biggs take the pie up to his bedroom?
November 28, 2023 at 11:29 PM
why didn’t Jason Biggs take the pie up to his bedroom?
Giving myself a slurpee enema as the blue raspberry blast prophecy foretold
August 18, 2023 at 10:08 PM
Giving myself a slurpee enema as the blue raspberry blast prophecy foretold
yo ho ho and a bottle of cum.
August 17, 2023 at 5:36 PM
yo ho ho and a bottle of cum.