"play" and "golf" doing a lot of heavy lifting here

It didn't actually exist. You can't just multiply the stock price by the number of shares because the act of selling lowers the price. In normal times, people are slowly selling and slowly buying at manageable levels, but when everybody gets spooked, it becomes a game of musical chairs.

Hell, I'm 200 miles / 322 km from my state capitol.

Christians could simply not be reactionary assholes. Or, more accurately, the reactionary assholes could not wrap themselves in Christianity in order to feel morally superior.

There's nothing innately anti-gay, anti-trans, or anti-abortion about Christianity. These are choices.

Christianity is a death cult with a persecution fetish. Christians who make their faith public in any way should feel bad.

Could of would of should of

Ready? Aim?

I did, and scored 1000, which was higher than most of the juniors in my school.

Okay buddy

Holocaust survivor goes to heaven, meets God. Tells God a Holocaust joke. God says "I don't get it". Survivor replies: "I guess you had to be there".

I never stopped saying #9.

Obviously, the author of this article does not have a young muse.

So... your life was ruined?