Jeremy Crittenden
@jcritty.bsky.social
Actor • Comedian • Producer
Thinking about ya
February 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Thinking about ya
Am I hearing this?
February 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Am I hearing this?
🇨🇦 and 🇺🇸 are better as partners and friends.
This is so sad.
This is so sad.
February 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
🇨🇦 and 🇺🇸 are better as partners and friends.
This is so sad.
This is so sad.
Painting this room dark grey was an excellent choice
February 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Painting this room dark grey was an excellent choice
I’m laughing unreasonably hard at this
January 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I’m laughing unreasonably hard at this
Love this shot by @stevenshootsraw.bsky.social
January 30, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Love this shot by @stevenshootsraw.bsky.social
Barry’s after class photos? Never been done
January 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Barry’s after class photos? Never been done
Reposted by Jeremy Crittenden
This
Still wild to me that so many "savvy" folks on left and right have bought into the idea that online misinformation is overblown and doesn't really matter. From lies about migrants to transgender people to crime to election denial to climate denial, it's literally driving our country's politics.
January 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
This
This woman did so many horrible things to good people.
January 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
This woman did so many horrible things to good people.
Happy new year. Here’s the in/out
January 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Happy new year. Here’s the in/out
Just asked my guy if he wanted to do a cute afters this morning.
We weren’t out partying, we’re going to a Barry’s class and the afters is a smoothie.
Now THATS gay culture.
We weren’t out partying, we’re going to a Barry’s class and the afters is a smoothie.
Now THATS gay culture.
December 30, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Just asked my guy if he wanted to do a cute afters this morning.
We weren’t out partying, we’re going to a Barry’s class and the afters is a smoothie.
Now THATS gay culture.
We weren’t out partying, we’re going to a Barry’s class and the afters is a smoothie.
Now THATS gay culture.
Why do scammers think “hello dear” is gonna get me on side
December 28, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Why do scammers think “hello dear” is gonna get me on side
Work today involved running around from White Plains to Chelsea. Im tired.
December 28, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Work today involved running around from White Plains to Chelsea. Im tired.
My sweet boy ♥️
December 24, 2024 at 11:50 PM
My sweet boy ♥️
Love these. I should do an album.
December 23, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Love these. I should do an album.
I’d like to know if that was THE MOST EXPENSIVE @saturdaynightlive.bsky.social cold open of all time
December 22, 2024 at 4:41 AM
I’d like to know if that was THE MOST EXPENSIVE @saturdaynightlive.bsky.social cold open of all time
Stephen Colbert’s wife, Evie, not knowing what a “bossy bottom” is, using the phrase 46 times, but also not knowing if it’s offensive???
Perfect TV.
Perfect TV.
December 17, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Stephen Colbert’s wife, Evie, not knowing what a “bossy bottom” is, using the phrase 46 times, but also not knowing if it’s offensive???
Perfect TV.
Perfect TV.
2025 goal: best shape of my life
December 17, 2024 at 2:37 PM
2025 goal: best shape of my life
Tonight is going to be major.
Standup, Elphaba Roulette, Tarot Card readings, Dj sets and cocktails.
Come. You’re invited.
It’s Him on 10th ave at 7:30
Standup, Elphaba Roulette, Tarot Card readings, Dj sets and cocktails.
Come. You’re invited.
It’s Him on 10th ave at 7:30
December 5, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Tonight is going to be major.
Standup, Elphaba Roulette, Tarot Card readings, Dj sets and cocktails.
Come. You’re invited.
It’s Him on 10th ave at 7:30
Standup, Elphaba Roulette, Tarot Card readings, Dj sets and cocktails.
Come. You’re invited.
It’s Him on 10th ave at 7:30
The phone I skeet from
December 3, 2024 at 1:34 PM
The phone I skeet from
Reposted by Jeremy Crittenden
As we note on @pivotpodcastofficial tomorrow, the pearl clutching on this topic seems a little much. 1. Trump will violate norms no matter what Biden does 2. Other more important things are happening related to loony Trump cabinet picks … www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
President Biden faces criticism over controversial pardon of his son Hunter
Some Democrats fear that Trump will use the pardon to criticize the justice system and bolster his own efforts to remake it.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 3, 2024 at 3:41 AM
As we note on @pivotpodcastofficial tomorrow, the pearl clutching on this topic seems a little much. 1. Trump will violate norms no matter what Biden does 2. Other more important things are happening related to loony Trump cabinet picks … www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Dear every company that asks me to fill out a survey:
You need to incentivize me. I don’t work for you. I already gave you time in considering your product, and money when I bought it.
I don’t want to be in a draw for a gift card.
I want you to mean it when you say my opinion is valuable.
You need to incentivize me. I don’t work for you. I already gave you time in considering your product, and money when I bought it.
I don’t want to be in a draw for a gift card.
I want you to mean it when you say my opinion is valuable.
December 3, 2024 at 1:23 PM
Dear every company that asks me to fill out a survey:
You need to incentivize me. I don’t work for you. I already gave you time in considering your product, and money when I bought it.
I don’t want to be in a draw for a gift card.
I want you to mean it when you say my opinion is valuable.
You need to incentivize me. I don’t work for you. I already gave you time in considering your product, and money when I bought it.
I don’t want to be in a draw for a gift card.
I want you to mean it when you say my opinion is valuable.