Jacques Crist
jcrist.bsky.social
Jacques Crist
@jcrist.bsky.social
Freelance Neil Stephenson impersonator, moderately skilled in the art of origami with people. Just here to look pretty and let the smart folks talk; prospective followers will be sorely disappointed. D'avantage si vous étés français ou meme francophone...
Adds "do you have an NPDES permit for this...thing and do you have one where these spoils are heading" to said list of questions. Y'know what? Imma check on that.
August 13, 2025 at 5:23 AM
16' semi-precious stone mosaic portrait or you aren't even trying
May 16, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Followed; you had me at impervious surface stormwater runoff. Now let's talk about those receiving waters...
May 8, 2025 at 6:16 AM
It is, in fact, right & proper to shoot Nazis in the nads. Still working on an all ball run of that level myself.
March 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
No pics or video on hand; but basic exercise to get a feel of the thing is grab your own wrist, then rotate the captured hand until one of the long bones of your forearm aligns with the grabbing hand's fingertips. Drop or lead with yr elbow to break grip.
February 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Reposted by Jacques Crist
bonne année,
bonne santé
Jean-Marie est décédé !
January 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Reposted by Jacques Crist
January 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Cannot dispute your keen observation of the kinesthetic prowess on display here, but may I draw your eye to this instead? No break, no pop, no lock to be found...

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November 8, 2024 at 3:44 AM
Is not "pouncy cat"! Is clearly Cougar domesticus, or perhaps is Puma domesticus!
November 6, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Me: pixel...pixel...pixel...FULL SCREEN KITTY FACE!!! That, my friends, is a dopamine hit like I haven't had since my early 20's!
November 2, 2024 at 4:57 AM
Hang on now; I get a falcon AND I get BOTH of these yutz's within arm's reach? NGL, don't mind if I do.
October 11, 2024 at 2:18 AM
I mean, let's face it, that job calls for a fire axe!
September 28, 2024 at 4:02 AM
Also...Cornell West?!? Is there a Semiotician in the house?
July 27, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Yep.
July 19, 2024 at 3:23 PM
And to all the Adjuncts out there facing the hollowing out of academe; I give you this, the proof that a doctorate from Cornell has value! You too can find meaning and purpose and a reason to go on! Anyhoo, here's something to help focus your rage:
May 22, 2024 at 4:15 AM
May 22, 2024 at 3:30 AM