jcreisen
@jcreisen.bsky.social
Baby Boomer on the web since forever. Perpetual volunteer, often for lost causes. Partial to rescue dogs. Web writer for hire, but only if I like you.
Yes, I have a food processor, but I like doing things my grandmother’s way. With her bowl and chopper. Could be worse-could be liver. #baking
September 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Yes, I have a food processor, but I like doing things my grandmother’s way. With her bowl and chopper. Could be worse-could be liver. #baking
So, this guy was hanging out in the garden today. Roughly 6” long. #chinesemantis🌱
September 2, 2025 at 3:06 AM
So, this guy was hanging out in the garden today. Roughly 6” long. #chinesemantis🌱
Come help me weed and I’ll throw in this exclusive garden manicure for free. 🌱🌷
June 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Come help me weed and I’ll throw in this exclusive garden manicure for free. 🌱🌷
“I can’t hear a damn thing on this headphone!” #blueskydogs 🐶
May 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
“I can’t hear a damn thing on this headphone!” #blueskydogs 🐶
I just recently found out we have a community garden and I now have two beds. Nice, huh!🌱
April 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I just recently found out we have a community garden and I now have two beds. Nice, huh!🌱
Do I have to start wearing this damn hat again?
April 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Do I have to start wearing this damn hat again?
#NewJersey sunset. Yeah, we’re not all turnpike exits.
April 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
#NewJersey sunset. Yeah, we’re not all turnpike exits.
Same. Bonus for throw pillow.
April 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Same. Bonus for throw pillow.
The vultures are circling. Checking my pulse.
March 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The vultures are circling. Checking my pulse.
Apparently a cybertruck is necessary to make a quick trip to the drug store. Either that or someone brought his Erector Set project to show-and-tell.
February 12, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Apparently a cybertruck is necessary to make a quick trip to the drug store. Either that or someone brought his Erector Set project to show-and-tell.
Oh look—-someone brought his Erector Set project to the drug store.
February 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Oh look—-someone brought his Erector Set project to the drug store.
Feeling of the day:
NYT, “The Lives They Lived”
NYT, “The Lives They Lived”
January 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Feeling of the day:
NYT, “The Lives They Lived”
NYT, “The Lives They Lived”
When you’re trying to get a picture of the #luminaria and your dog suddenly pulls on the leash.
December 25, 2024 at 12:53 AM
When you’re trying to get a picture of the #luminaria and your dog suddenly pulls on the leash.
Alex Trebark has never ever before lay his head on me. If he can’t be with the one he loves, he’ll love the one he’s with. I miss him too, bub. 💔
December 2, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Alex Trebark has never ever before lay his head on me. If he can’t be with the one he loves, he’ll love the one he’s with. I miss him too, bub. 💔
My buddy, co-conspirator, and the great love of my life, passed away suddenly on November 22. He was loved deeply by his family and loved fiercely by me.
November 24, 2024 at 3:05 AM
My buddy, co-conspirator, and the great love of my life, passed away suddenly on November 22. He was loved deeply by his family and loved fiercely by me.
This is Alex Trebark in one of his many moods.
November 22, 2024 at 7:10 PM
This is Alex Trebark in one of his many moods.
I’m a rare grudge collector. I keep them in a climate-controlled place in my brain, sorted chronologically so I can find the one I need effortlessly.
November 22, 2024 at 4:21 PM
I’m a rare grudge collector. I keep them in a climate-controlled place in my brain, sorted chronologically so I can find the one I need effortlessly.
I learned how and I’m still breathing.
November 19, 2024 at 8:38 PM
I learned how and I’m still breathing.
Alex Trebark thinks giving side eye from under the bed will distract me from the sock he took under there with him. In fairness, he says he mistook the sock for his chewy thing, Mr. Nibbles.
November 17, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Alex Trebark thinks giving side eye from under the bed will distract me from the sock he took under there with him. In fairness, he says he mistook the sock for his chewy thing, Mr. Nibbles.
When the weekend rolls around and you’re really tired from doing nothing but eating, playing, and sleeping all week. @darthbluesky.bsky.social, does he rate a post?#alextrebark
November 16, 2024 at 10:22 PM
When the weekend rolls around and you’re really tired from doing nothing but eating, playing, and sleeping all week. @darthbluesky.bsky.social, does he rate a post?#alextrebark